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Everyone Needs A Little Phantasy

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This is a Dan/Phil X Reader blog!
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A little break.

Hey guys. As you’ve all noticed, I haven’t been posting as much lately because I am so insanely busy. I have a lot on my plate right now, and recently I went through some stuff and I’m still kind of getting back to where I’m okay. I’ve been constantly trying to find time to write but every time I sit down to, I either have to leave or literally just can’t write.

I promise I’m not leaving forever, I just need a break. Now I won’t have to feel as guilty for not posting. I’m not exactly sure when I’ll be back, I guess when I find time.

Love you all, stay safe. ❤️ -Lauren

EDIT: if anyone still wants to talk to me I'm here! I just won't be posting prefs😊

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#305 He comes home to find that you got a puppy

Dan: He walked into your apartment like any other day, having just come back from the store. When he entered, you went up and greeted him with a sweet kiss. "That was out of the blue," he chuckled after kissing you back. "How was your day?" You asked, walking slowly to the living room. "...fine? You never ask me that," he sounded a little suspicious. "How was your day? And why are you walking so slow?" "Oh, no reason. And.. You know how we talked about getting a dog a while back? Well..." You rounded the corner to the living room. "Y/n!" He sounded shocked. "You bought a dog?" He questioned as he bent down to the small puppy that was excitedly running around some newspapers. "No, I didn't buy it! I saw it on the street and he looked so sad so I took him and washed him and gave him some food and just look at how happy he is!" After processing for a second, he sat down on the floor. "I guess he is kind of cute.. We can keep him, only if I get to name him." "Deal!" You beamed. Phil: For his birthday lunch, you let Dan take him out to eat for a little while. You posed it as a nice gesture, but you really just needed time to get his present together. "I'm home!" He sang in a deep voice. "I'm in here!" You called back from your bedroom. As you heard him come down the hallway, you stepped out and stopped him. "Beyond these doors lies an amazing present. I think you're in for a shock." "That doesn't sound good," he laughed as he closed his eyes for you to lead him in. "Open!" You squealed. "Oh my gosh! You got us a puppy?!" He squealed back and picked the puppy up. "He's so cute, oh my goodness!" "Good present?" You smiled. "Amazing present, thank you so much," he kissed your cheek.

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Anonymous asked:

ahhh new color scheme

It's September so I can finally move into fall mode🤗🤗

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Anonymous asked:

Have you done an imagine where y/n has a miscarriage? If not, can you do one? (Only if you want to, it's a bit of a sad topic)

I have! http://phantasticpreferences.tumblr.com/post/148671470876/300-its-been-a-long-long-time

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Anonymous asked:

(Number 300) please next time just kill me.

Noooooooo I'm sorry!!😰❤️❤️❤️

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I love your blog but can you do one where y/n is hiding the fact that they are terminally ill and Dan/Phil find out or something. Sorry if you already did this

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"You find out you're terminally ill" is already requested😊-also side note, just because it's not on the physical request list on the blog doesn't mean I don't know it's requested! I have to get on my actual computer to edit that and I'm lazy so I just have a list on my phone.

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Anonymous asked:

can you do a cupcake wars one? i already asked but maybe you forgot... i'm sorry if i'm being annoying

Hi! Do not worry, it is on the request list. But keep in mind that I have a billion cajillion other requests that I'm also trying to do, plus I'm a busy bean who often gets writer's block. So just be patient!!!😉

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Anonymous asked:

I JUST SENT IN THAT ASK AND IDK I REBLOGGED IT AND THEN MY FLAMING ASS RHYMES FELL OUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I SAW YOU POST SOMETHING ON THE WRONG BLOG AND LMAO WHY IS THIS IN CAPS IDK WHAT HAPPENED

Brown bear brown bear r u ok?

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Anonymous asked:

I'm glad you're okay! The hurricane passed me completely it didn't rain all day today thankfully.

That's good to hear! It was just really windy with not very heavy rain. We were without power from about 11:45 last night to 7 something this morning, but thankfully no actual damage was done here!

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#304 When you're an old couple

(I accidentally did the requests out of order oops. But I love this topic! Also just to clarify- this is set where you're an old couple nowadays, so you would've gotten married in roughly the 60's.) Dan: You were the perfect old couple. You both loved wearing matching outfits, especially at Christmas because your grandkids posted it all over their snapgrams and whatnot. A particularly memorable outfit was your son's 15th birthday party when you both wore hideous matching sweaters that had birthday cakes on them, to which he never forgave you for. You bickered like a typical old couple, usually over the dumbest things. "Why don't you make me breakfast anymore?" He asked you one morning. "Because you don't deserve it, old geezer." You'd retorted. When you weren't bickering, you loved going on walks. (Though you didn't get very far- neither of you had ever been big on exercising.) You'd lived in London for a long time after you'd gotten married, but had since moved out to the country side because you were the cheesiest married couple ever. That said, you had lots of open space to walk around in. One thing you both loved about being old was looking back on old photos. Your granddaughter had a slight obsession with all things vintage, so for her birthday you'd both given her some of your old photos. You gave her some of your favorites, but saved your absolute favorite for yourself. It was a photo of you and Dan when you were both about 25- he'd swept you off of your feet, resulting in the photo being slightly blurry. What made you love the picture so much was the fact that while he lifted you, he was saying "how about you lay off the cake?" You couldn't have picked a better person to spend your life with. Though you bickered, you didn't love any body on the whole earth the way you loved him. Phil: If you thought he was deaf when he was young, just wait til you see him when he's old. Just about every day of your life, something along the lines of this occurred; "Phil!" You'd yell. "What?!" He'd yell back. "Where'd you move my spices to? I told you to stay out of my spice rack!" "What about your mice?!" "Put your ears on you old fart!" But you loved him anyways. You also loved that your grandkids got a kick out of teasing him for his hearing at family gatherings. One time when he didn't have his hearing aids in, someone blew an airhorn and he thought someone just sneezed. Though deaf he may be, he was still a total romancer. On the rare occasions of you going somewhere for a few days, you'd always come home to flowers on the table. He also was still very young at heart; he'd play music just so he could dance around the living room with you. He'd also still slap your butt if you went through a door before him in the house. You were blessed to have someone like Phil to keep you company as you grew old. You used to be scared to grow up, but with him by your side, you had nothing to fear.

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#303 You're secretly better at piano than Dan

(Sorry again for not being active lately, but I have an excuse this time! We just got attacked by a hurricane (we're 100% okay!) so Ive been anxiety city the past few days. But on the bright side, I didn't have to go to school today! Woot!) One very cheesy thing you loved to do with Dan was play piano. You'd do the easier bit of a tune while you let him do the more complicated part. You knew he quietly prided himself on his abilities, so you let him feel good about himself when he did really complicated parts. However, what he did not know what the fact that you spent basically your whole life in piano lessons. One afternoon, he was out filming with Phil. A certain song was jammed in your head, so you sat down at the piano. "When did you become such a virtuoso?" Dan's voice snapped you out of your thoughts. You looked up and blushed ever so slightly. "Well, call me Hannah Montana, because I've actually had over 16 years of lessons," "What?!" He laughed, coming and sitting next to you. "I don't even think I can do that," "Because I'm better than you." You teased. "I despise you." He placed a kiss on your cheek.

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#302 You go to sleep during horror movies

(Hi this is absolute garbage but hey it's something!! I'm so sorry for making you wait so long😰) Dan: "You know what we should watch tonight? A horror movie." He declared one evening. You'd been dating Dan for a few months, and had neglected to tell him how terrified you were of scary movies. "Yeah... Okay," you replied, heart beginning to pound. "Phil and I don't have a huge horror collection," he noted. "How about The Woman in Black? It's Harry Potter ghost hunting," "Sure, that's fine with me." You were 100% not fine. You sat down on the couch as he put the movie in. Some time in, you were starting to get really scared. But it clicked in your head- you should go to sleep! He'd think you were just tired, when really you were terrified. The movie ended and Dan shifted. "Well that was spoopy," he said before looking down to see you fast asleep. "Huh," he thought. "She must have been tired." Phil: He was a total horror fan, while you were the exact opposite. You both tried to do things the other liked, and to your dismay, he picked a horror movie for his night. "Hmm.. Maybe we could watch.." He picked through the movie collection. "Ah! Let's watch Scream," You sunk back into the couch a little. "Don't worry, I'm here to protect you," he joked as he sat down and put his arm around you. You stayed awake for a little bit of the movie. But as soon as the scary music started to pick up, your eyes were shut. Next thing you knew, he was shaking you awake. "You fell asleep on me," he laughed. "Wouldn't it be funny if you did it on purpose? Like imagine forcing yourself to sleep when you're watching a horror movie,"

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Anonymous asked:

My male cat doesn't like to be cuddled anymore :(

I'm so sorry, here's a kitty for you to cuddle: 🐱

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Well crap

I'm so sorry you guys, I didn't get anything for you this weekend. I don't know why I've been such a bad blog mom lately but I promise (I really should stop saying that word) that I'll get better soon! I just need to get my act together first😂 so I'm not gonna set a date because I will fail to reach it but I can tell you this- count on something coming this week. I love you all and thank you so much for your support❤️ -Lauren

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Anonymous asked:

I forgot to ask if the skip the charades imagine could be in Phils p.o.v?

Of course!

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