Fred Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run

That's just the same man again.

you need to be earnest. you need to tell people that you love them. you need to speak on how you’re feeling honestly. you need to be sentimental. you need to stop letting the fear of other people laughing at you have so much control over how you express yourself. you need to get over yourself. you need to be embarrassing but true.

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

TotK No Armor Goron Responses

I saw a post showing the NPC reactions to Link wearing nothing so I took screenshots around Goron City.

My personal favorites are "Half off? You and me both" and "We got a live one!"

press Ⓧ to PENIS BLAST

something beautiful is happening

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

My sis said Link has Inosuke energy and now I can't unsee it

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

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