"Feet" of lizards

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called "what do you serve?" and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was "are you the spider? or are you the web?" and it had an option for each but I didn't click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed "I think I'm the fly" and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said "you serve truth" and the description just read "what you know will kill you but you will die laughing" so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

There’s more internet activity about the colors of some dress than the terrorism that’s taking place under ISIS.

Internet activity doesnt stop violence. It just validates stupidity.

Oh, is that all it does? Hm. I see.

Blog harder. Change the world.

Stop contradicting yourself.

kwizatshaderach

stop being a fuck

I'm sorry, I think you pinged the wrong person?????

do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just 

#’glad i got outta that one’

Trailer for White God aka the Citizen Kane of dog revenge films

I realize that sounds like a joke, and yet

NO FUCKING WAY

what the fuck„,

Nonbinary characters should be like a regular thing because so much prophecy is so gendered.

"No man or woman can ever defeat me." “Lucky me then!”

reblog if you’re going to win

#the ambiguity is inspiring

Josephine Montilyet // Photos by hiihtojeesus and Punapanda

there’s a lot of posts about like “gender jokes aren’t for cis people” but I think it’d be a worthwhile note to add onto all of them “if you id as cis but relate to gender jokes maybe it’s time to consider you might not be cis”

after the war Narcissa starts sending Harry annual birthday presents and Christmas cards and at first it really freaks Harry out because a Malfoy??? but then he starts to get used to it and always sends her thank you letters and holiday family cards and they actually have a very lovely relationship this is 110% canon you can’t tell me otherwise

Okay so crows have their own language and all, and apparently smarter birds have a sense of humor. 

do murders of crows have like… inside jokes.

Are there crow memes

Please tell me there are crow memes

Since crows are known to ‘speak’ to each other and do things purely for recreation, I think it’s safe to say that there are probably crow memes

CROW MEMES CONFIRMED.

better idea than going to see spongebob instead of 50 shades of grey: go see jupiter ascending instead, support a movie directed/written by a trans woman, named after the main female character, with badass costume design, spaceships designed by Jay Gatsby probably, eyelinered wolftatum with bionic angel wings, sean bees, gravity skater boots, black female airship captain, talking space dragons, and a whispery, evil, glittery eddie redmayne