what people who ship m/f in mostly m/m or f/f fandoms think theyre like:

what theyre actually like: spongebob in that one episode where he gets that huge wig and ends up pissing everyone off with it because he acts so annoying and extra about it

Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

Everyone should know these things.

thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the “pain in the left arm” male symptom.

i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital

it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues

Please, please, PLEASE, reblog this. i don’t know if I did save or called false alarm, with my boss’ life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I don’t know if I did or not, but I knew she’d been super stressed. She’d off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there.

Holy shit, I didn’t even think the symptoms would be different between men and women. This is so hugely important and I don’t understand why we aren’t taught this. 

One of the other symptoms that doesn’t get talked about , especially in women, is a “feeling of impending doom”. I am not even kidding, that is a legitimate diagnostic criteria. Please - if you are feeling any of these symptoms and a sudden onset of “Holy shit the world is ending” do not let anyone tell you it’s “just nerves” or “just heartburn” or something.

Keep these in mind ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE GOT HEART DISEASE IN YOUR FAMILY!  So many more women die from heart attacks than because they don’t recognize the symptoms when they’re so different. Please stay safe and stay informed.

#I feel like I’ve just been introduced to a major character in a Wes Anderson movie

there are so many important elements to this. the slow-mo. the sliding on snow in trainers?? the string classical music. the knowing glance towards the camera. the slight raise of the mug in salutation. the book. the red dressing gown. the snowflakes falling past. the hair? the blink as they turn away. who are they

As if I need a reason to buy RC cola besides the fact that I’m broke and it’s the first mixer I see in the liquor store

Ok @ruff pointed out that RC cola isn’t even fucking verified and that’s honestly such an aesthetically on brand move for them

choose people who choose you.

being sleep deprived, i came across this image

and my hand slipped

i present to you

twenty one pilots

“Get in the godamned ship! Everythings on a cob! The whole planet’s on a cob!”

ok i’m fucking screaming my friend found this on amazon and apparently it’s like a whole niche and

@sommerrev You and Caitlin need all of these for the kitchen

holy shit

I want to collect Foodimals

They’re called “Home Grown” figurines and I used to admire them all the time in whatever stores carried them. You’re all missing some of the very coolest:

that squash scorpion is my familiar.

GASP

FRUIT FRIENDS

@yeenbeens have u seen this

I haaaaaave I love them all!

We have to hug them and tell them they are good :D

I love them all, and the Apple Snek is adorable :D

APPLE SNEK IS A SNRIEND :D

being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

vampire stuff

I love classic earth-616 steve/tony (steve doesn’t know Iron man’s secret identity)

My Debit Card: Wilful ignorance is not a valid strategy for financial management.

Me: shush capitalism plastic your job is to cause bread not get ideas above your station

https://www.racked.com/2017/5/2/15518540/met-gala-gown-design-science-technology-engineering (via thatdiabolicalfeminist)

This never would have occurred to me if I hadn’t seen it pointed out.

(via theragnarokd)

… me neither.  frakking dammit. 

(via tehnakki)

This is why my friends who do patterning are wizards!

(via optimysticals)

I don’t even know what to say about this fuckshit.

This is disgusting

Prudence read her tho . Yall need to see the slayage

Thank you, Prudence.

Is Russia even real

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

I usually don’t give a shit about brand accounts but Keebler’s is really nice because its basically their mascot trying to figure out how technology works and it’s super sweet.

he’s an old little man elf and this warms my heart