Imagine if Pete had become a bodyguard at the minor house. Imagine if he was stationed by Vegas' side. We know Kan has no issues hitting his son in front of his employees.

When he first hits Vegas in front of Pete, Pete stares in shock but quickly rearranges his face. After Kan leaves, Vegas throws a temper tantrum and Pete just stands there observing. Vegas turns towards him and glares at him. He wraps his hands around Pete's neck and slams him on a wall, choking him, taking out all his anger and frustration on his new bodyguard.

But Pete looks calmly at him, reaching a hand up to slide a finger down the bruise blooming on Vegas' face. "You should put some cream on that Khun Wegath. It must hurt."

Vegas storms out of the room. Pete follows after him and brings a little tube of healing cream. He holds it out to him, but Vegas glares and walks away to his room. Pete sighs, squeezes out a little bit of the cream on his fingers and puts on his silliest smile. He might die for this, but damn it he was supposed to guard that manchild in front of him.

Vegas feels a cold finger on his cheek and his eyes widen in anger, but Pete has already applied the cream quickly by then. "Sorry Khun Wegath, but you'll see it'll stop hurting soon!"

Before Vegas could do anything like murder Pete, Macau rushes inside the room. He looks from his brother's angry face and the cream shining on top of his bruise to the tube in Pete's hand and Pete instantly becomes Macau's second favorite person in the whole world.

And from then onwards, whenever Kan hits Vegas, Pete is there with his tender application of healing creams, "Khun Wegath" on his lips and silly smiles from eyes that dig inside Vegas' soul. And Vegas, who isn't used to softness and simple kindness, craves that touch more than anything else until everytime his father hits him, his heart lurches from the anticipation of Pete's touch.

Because Pete doesn't know that it's his hands that heal Vegas far more than any medicine.

KINNPORSCHE (2022) EP.12

Insane new fact for some of you:

Wei Wuxian is not responsible for Jiang Wanyin’s inferiority complex, his daddy issues, or the fact that his mom cared more about hating a dead woman and an actual child than her own kids.

Xian Xian and Wang Ji when they were young

I have read so many time travel fic these past few days, they are all so good!

Been into MDZS lately!! IM COPING BECAUSE OF YI CITY ARC 

made too many jokes abt being sexy and cool and accidentally developed an ego

to the people reblogging this saying “couldn’t be me” shut the fuck up!!! it literally can be!!!!! you think i didn’t struggle? you think i didn’t hate myself and constantly neg myself and tear myself down????

your self hating humor isn’t funny it’s not even humor it’s just bullying yourself!!! and you can stop!!! so quit reblogging my post and adding on your little self hating tags i don’t want to see that bullshit. quit telling yourself you can’t do it because you can!!!! and you Should!!!!!

can confirm! i have serious self-esteem issues and spending years talking about how awesome and great and sexy i am actually really helped!

yes, it took a very long time. but frankly the fact that i’ve moved from the “i genuinely hate myself” zone to the “eh i’m ok actually” zone is pretty fucking big for me.

i know how fun self-deprecating humor can be but to be quite honest, a lot of you aren’t doing it to be funny, you’re doing it to deflect from the fact that you genuinely don’t value yourselves as people and are hoping making a joke out of it will keep people from noticing

I've made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China's mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

For reference, here's what my local mountains look like:

Here's the general art style Chinese mountains are drawn in:

And here's how some of them actually look:

What the FUCK

I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.

thank you 

YuBin (WN) posted this on his weibo and said

" I'll stand for the ChengNing rights"

mdzs/cql: courtesy names + meanings

hold the fucking phone Hold the goddamn PHONE bb!A-Yuan’s courtesy name means “to think of and long for” and this is the first time any English speaking fan has like…mentioned it? Because that literally means that Lan Wangji sat around, raising this smol child, and was like “Let me give you a courtesty name - I’ve got it, the perfect name, I shall call you Lan I-Really-Miss-Wei-Wuxian-When-I-Look-At-You” and fucking Lan Xichen didn’t stop him.

So like... I get it. If I was suddenly and inconveniently resurrected and one of the first things I did was run into an adorable group of ducklings that belong to my soulmate, I would also get up to some nonsense. But can we just appreciate how retroactively weirded out Sizhui must have been once he realised that was his dad. Obvi at the time he thought he just found some weird crazy twink, who he was very nice to considering, but after he had to reconcile in his brain that That was the first interaction he had with his previously dead father in over a decade. That's a story he had to tell at some point. Can you imagine having to explain that. Especially with the whole "Let's forget for two weeks to tell my family their real identities" shit Lan Wangji pulled. Sizhui's coming of age story wasn't the fighting or politics it was realising his parents were both the most powerful men in the cultivation world, and absolute idiots.

“There was no war, everyone is alive and okay” au part 1(?). Lan Wangji, with a support of his brother, finally decides to officially start courting Wei Wuxian (please don’t judge LWJ’s flirting, he’s trying, and it’s working on WWX). To be continued?

Part 2

friends to almost-lovers to enemies to a friendship resurrected with lingering love and lingering wounds that can either be carefully bandaged or left to fester

Hey do you remember how baby wangxian looked at Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen when they first got to meet two righteous cultivators who were inseparably bonded and travelled the world helping people? Remember the enraptured yearning looks as the two of them walked away? And remember Wei Wuxian saying he always hoped he would meet them again when Lan Wangji first told him they were missing? And remember the look on Wei Wuxian's face when he realised none of the dreams the two of them had together came true and instead they were both dead in Coffin Town? Remember that?