This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

These are my favorite

none of u better make those “2017 is gonna be the best year ever” posts…yall already know how 2017 is gonna turn out…let it be

Boy Wher Me got Dam Portado Chipps Is

my hair dresser is a trans woman and a girl at the salon kept on calling her “he” so she whipped out her boob and said “does this titty look like a he to you”

Here she comes

My two faves <3 <3 <3

“Tips to prevent mood swings: avoid caffeine, alcohol and sugary foods” that’s me diet tho mate

This is amazing

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

This is too ridiculous not to reblog.

1) the music 2) how does the person in there even see? 3) also skating over its own tail 4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all? 5) skating over its own tail 6) also is it hot in there? 7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?

8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming

Tried to make Guzma in Sims 3 and one of the first things he did was gross Giovanni out by eating dirt in front of him. I think the bosses will love their new roommate. 

im making acrylic keychains of the su/mo starters for otakon! i tried to push the concept and put them with some plants i think they’d hang around :) 

Having a big head saved my life

when I was 14 I wanted to buy a fedora but none of them fit me

Yall…

Sometimes it’s the best way to cheer him up after a particularly rough battle!