I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

Be sure to take into consideration things like would you be able to feed a Snorlax, could you supply a good tank for a Wailmer, etc. Reblogs are appreciated but not forced!

imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

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Palestinian children experiencing this latest aggression are homeless and in need of food, drinks, clothes, and more during the harsh Gaza Strip winter and now summer.

Your donations will help save the lives of these children and families as they experience these harrowing circumstances, so please consider donating! This Gofundme is managed by the owner of a plot of land in Rafah, Hussam, who donated his land and even his own house for the purpose of sheltering people.

Please spread this donation link around. Any amount will go a long way in helping the children of Gaza, no donation amount is too little!

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I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

by talos this cant be happening

As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.

It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.

Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.

I'm also gonna stop listing the reasons why I recognize something is a scam. It's becoming more and more clear there is 1 person behind this STRING of scams and they're leaving less trails behind but it still reeks of them and their MO.

DO NOT TRUST ANY GOFUNDME OR REQUEST FOR CROWDFUNDING THAT PALESTINIAN BLOGGERS HAVEN'T VERIFIED.

At this point I'm fine receiving a bunch of inbox messages asking me to vet x y z so y'all can avoid this shit. But please have some critical thinking!

People are exploiting our situation.

Reblog this post.

Whether you wanna read the whole thing or not idc.

REBLOG IT.

The person this was about deleted the 4th or 5th scam account they made and are definitely gonna make a new one soon. I don't want anybody falling for this anymore.

OP's masterlist of vetted requests

every little bit helps.

i know a lot of people (very understandably) dislike the paladin job quests in ffxiv, particularly HW, but i do think it's fun that, now that the pre-ShB MSQ revamp is complete, paladins now have a very cool and thematic in-game storyline that happens without a word being spoken: the development of passage of arms.

none of the below is directly stated in the script, but imo it's a fairly obvious gloss on what the game presents, if you assume a paladin warrior of light. spoilers for all expansions through the end of 6.X.

If you want to purchase an esim for Palestine (select Middle East in the menu) through Nomad they are currently having discounts. You can use one of the following codes before checkout:

NOMADXSTUDENTS15 - 15% off of any plan (except day plans) over 5 USD

NOMADCNG - 5% off for all Middle East sims

PS: You can also try my referral code but I'm not sure if it still works:

TOBA57PV - 3 USD off your first purchase

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in light of police across the country cracking down on pro palestine protests with brutal force, it feels like a great time to remind everyone to shut the fuck up around cops. don't make small talk, dont act friendly, don't fucking engage with them!! if you are arrested DO NOT speak without a lawyer present. protest organizers, get into contact with local pro bono lawyers who can be there for your arrested comrades. no matter what, if cops are there, shut the fuck up unless you are actively doing a protest chant. dont tell cops why you were there, dont tell them if you're affiliated with the school you may be protesting at, dont tell them if you came there with anyone, dont tell them anything!!!

i finished reading your story and i must say that, while it's alright, there's so many plot holes because the characters made irrational decisions and didn't think logically 100% of the time. consider fixing this next time please

also, the fact your characters weren’t able to overcome their internal struggles is a massive plot hole. everyone knows emotions are very easy to understand and sort, and the fact your characters acted on them was such a massive story contrivance it broke my sense of belief. please fix this.

The thing is that getting Palestine free is both very difficult but not as difficult as getting South Africa free. South Africa had more resources than Israel does, it could hold out so much longer and still the apartheid was ended by people working tirelessly and boycotting and pushing for divestment and sanctions. These methods will work for freeing Palestine too.

I know it doesn't feel like there have been many successes, but all the politicians are feeling the pressure. Pressure that we are able to sustain and even increase as we come up with new initiatives and convince new people to join.

One of the reasons they're resisting our pressure so strongly is because they know that when we see gains we will push harder, we will continue to push until the stones falling becomes a rock fall and Palestine's freedom is secured. They know if we get a taste of the power we can wield we'll turn that onto freeing Congo too. They know we're unhappy and have been for a long time and their very secure system starts to look a lot less secure when we start mobilising to change things.

Hey yall bc I've been keeping an eye on this the Itch.Io bundle for the PCRF is now live

they had an issue last week with itch.io so they had to postpone opening for a few days but for those who wanted to d/ona/te it's here!

I was fucking made to be the person sitting in the background doing fuck-all in a polycule. I'm talking not dating anyone involved no romance no nothing literally just sitting there connected to half of it with "we're friends <3" and I get to be there at your potlucks or whatever

hey girls when you say something is for you and your girlfriends can you include me in that as well? you your girlies and mia if that's not too much trouble I just want to quietly play patapon in the corner thanks ladies

so I got this email a couple hours ago

the UNRWA is disbursing payments again! the US had to walk back its disastrous decision to quit funding Palestine relief. is $5m a very small place to start considering the work needing to be done, yeah, it is, but we are moving in the right direction finally.

if a poorly cropped email means nothing to you, here is their official statement!

Plain text transcription:

Dear Ashley,​​​

In this dark time, we've kept up our advocacy and interviews, and never stopped talking about the horrors our loved ones are facing in Gaza. Now, with immense relief, I am pleased to announce that after careful consideration and in close consultation with legal counsel, UNRWA USA is resuming fundraising and disbursements to the UN agency for Palestine refugees, starting with $5 million to Gaza for life-saving humanitarian relief.

As thousands of refugee families face a man-made famine, we urge you to help us deliver daily food and water into Gaza.

The moral case for resuming funding for UNRWA has always been overwhelming. With more than a million people in Gaza facing starvation, undermining UNRWA is already having deadly consequences. Refugees need your support now.

Ashley, we are grateful for your understanding and patience during this difficult period. Now, with this decision to resume funding to UNRWA, UNRWA USA calls on all donors, supporters, and advocates to double down on their efforts and support as we collectively return to our essential mission and primary objective: saving lives.

In solidarity and appreciation,

Mara Kronenfeld Executive Director UNRWA USA

PS: For more on this decision, read our official statement. https://www.unrwausa.org/unrwa-usa-press-releases/unrwa-usa-resumes-funding-to-the-un-agency-for-palestine-refugees

got c0mms open to help pay bills while i work on appealing for disability, i would appreciate any help! DM me about details here or on discord (azuragna#9008), i can take payments thru paypal or ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/iamidae thank you!!