jack’s struggle between “bitty please don’t ever get hurt again i love you so much baby i’m worried” and “hockey = hot, bitty = hot, bitty + hockey = hottest” is truly iconic and i love him

WILLIAM J. POINDEXTER WENT FROM BEING A TINY FROG BALL OF RAGE CAUSING INTERPERSONAL PROBLEMS TO:

A) FIXING THE ENTIRE HAUS SINGLEHANDEDLY

B) LEARNING HOW TO CARRY ON BITTY’S BAKING TRADITION

C) UPHOLDING SMH FINES SO HE CAN REDIRECT THEM INTO IMPROVING THE HAUS BEYOND JUST PATCHING THINGS BACK TOGETHER

D) CREATING MORE LIVING SPACES IN THE HAUS

E) ACTUALLY BECOMING FRIENDS WITH NURSEY (GOOD ENOUGH FRIENDS THAT NURSEY BELIEVES HE WOULD BE A GOOD CAPTAIN!!)

F) STILL BEING A FROG BALL OF RAGE CAUSING INTERPERSONAL PROBLEMS BUT A BIGGER FROG AND THE PROBLEMS ARE WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BITTY

G) BECOMING AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE SAMWELL MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM WHEN AT FIRST HE WASN’T EVEN SURE HE WAS GOING TO GO TO SAMWELL

H) B E I N G V O T E D C A P T A I N !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nothing but respect for MY captain

based on this post

I forgot about high school……. Like completely forgot I ever attended

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days

Men can’t write horror because they’re too focused on all the gross ways they can dehumanize women.

Smooth criminal

chuck e cheese google reviews are a freakin gold mine

Y'all better be drinking water.

Dog: what you mean the sand is too sand?

by obviousplant (IG)