This Tumblr virus is getting out of hand

”I ‘ am thankfull!” Yeah, you’re thankFULL of shit 

I will shove that lonely smiley face emoticon into your radioactive asshole

”Very please!” VERY PLEASE fuck off

If you wanna learn more about “Young people employment”, start with yourself, since you clearly have nothing better to do. 

Idk how you got into a university with THAT grammar

“Excuse me you”, I will take that kissy face and ram it into your nostrils 

As if telling me to click an ad wasn’t enough, you want me to “Browse opened site a little” as if i’m a dumbass, way to go. 

”Pardon me sweetie”, but how am I supposed to “guve a play”? 

Anyway, these viruses are out of control. I get so excited for a message and then I get this bullshit. I’m pretty sure it’s the same for everyone else too.

Don’t fall for these. No matter how sweet they sound, how much pity they’re looking for, don’t give in (even if it’s out of your curiosity). These are 100% fake and can do nothing but harm. Block anyone who sends you a message like this. 

I clicked on a url from one of these messages out of curiosity (on mobile, luckily) and all I saw was this:

The same thing happened with most of the other URLs who sent those messages, but not all of them!

Anyway, just don’t answer these messages and don’t do what they say. Block the person who sent it. 

Hopefully the staff has seen this shit already and will take action to remove the virus, if it’s even POSSIBLE to remove it. How long has this virus been here? I’ve heard about some Erica virus, is this the same thing?

 Anyway, just stay as far away from this virus as possible, for the sake of you and your computer.

Reblogging because reasons

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

PLEASE reblog this.

I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it

i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.

idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

Oh, signal boost! I didn’t know this.

Okay, but also: if you see a Muslim praying in public and they have something in front of them, like a purse or a bag or something like that, you can pass in front of them, but pass in front of that object.

it’s called a sutrah, and it’s meant to act as a physical barrier between the person praying and someone who might happen to pass in front.

Also, if you did this and didn’t know, please don’t beat yourself up over it. Now you know! Muslims aren’t supposed to pass in front of Muslims praying, either, because prayer is communication with God and you don’t want to break that connection.

“Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking”

it’s like an ungodly sun

If they reboot teletubbies you should be the fucking sun

hokannko -> acarnivalofstars Any similarity to other existing quotes is purely coincidental (via hokannko)

mods wanted

hello, mod raspbel here.

since mod justim or i have lost interest in running this blog, i’m am calling for anyone who is willing to keep the blog alive. yes, even people like you readers. i do have someone in mind who can keep it, but i’m just calling for people’s opinions. if you want to show me what you have, just submit a drawing of your favorite character doing some thing.

have a nice day and enjoy. anyone is welcome to participate.

Careful With How You Lock Your Doors

by reddit user travboy101

My neighbourhood has always been what you’d describe as “fucking cliche’d”. White picket fences, Fathers happily barbequeing, the works. 

Not to say that this wasn’t nice, it was certainly a lovely neighbourhood, and the peace was well worth the humdrum day to day it’d provide.

Of course, it never lasts, otherwise I wouldn’t be here telling you all this.

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I think the ending implies that either the protagonist or his sister (since she wasn't’t mentioned anywhere else) did it?

Or maybe it could be us, the reader, who did it since it uses “you”.

That’s all I could get through context clues ._.

Cherry Tulips

Fandom: Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea

Characters/Pairings: Ver, Laurentia, Vendetto, Rosaliya, Sal, Princess Tosatsu, Artamos

Genre: Angst

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Post-Normal End 1. Ver appeals to her Devil for help.

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