✧take a nap✧

Please throw. (press play to hear sweet, pleading mews)

That moment of utter disappointment LGBT people go through every now and then

this was so pure

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

#my last two brain cells

mood

this picture of the mulaney’s showing petunia dressed as a butterfly to a baby is all I’ve ever needed (source)

POOR GRANDMA!!!

I’m crying bitch

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

I dont know any plotlines i just know which characters are gay

Plato, tr. by W. R. Paton, from “Greek Anthology; Epigrams,” published c. 1918

PLATO SAID “LESBIAN RIGHTS!”

“fucking superb you funky little lesbian” - plato

being in ur 20s really is like *looks in the mirror* so i guess this is the most attractive i’ll ever be :/

no. recognize your milf potential