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quantumtc

me before hs: yesss high school!!!! parties😎 relationships😎 hookups😎 this is gonna be great!!!!🤩

me now: fucking shit i’m in love with my teacher

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my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

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cozyda

I don’t know if this is just me, but November is Dark Academia month, right? When I picture November, I see mugs of coffee and tea, foggy mornings, nights where the sun sets early, reading every moment when you have the time, the colours grey, brown, beige...etc, cold snow falling from the sky, warm sweaters and tweed jackets, cold walks through the forest, writing while you watch the snow drift down and wind billowing against your walls as you settle down with cup of hot chocolate and your favorite book.

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December 15 2019 - The UFC’s biggest MAGA piece of shit (other than president Dana White) Colby Covington just had a title fight against Nigerian immigrant champion Kamaru Usman. During the fight Colby got his jaw broken, got knocked out in the last round and then proceeded to literally run away during the champ’s victory announcement. [video]/[video]/[video]

This fight is greater than me just beating up a guy that’s talking a lot of shit. This fight means a lot to me, so when I get a chance to put my hands on this guy let’s just know it’s the wrath of every single immigrant that has stepped foot in this country.” - Kamaru Usman

This is the shit that makes my proud to be black even if I’m not Nigerian he’s still a brother and so am I

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