THEY DID IT!!!!

TODAY ON TERRIBLE TEXTBOOK FINDS

SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THIS OFF ME I THINK IVE BROEKN MY HAND

Speaking of unfortunate acronyms, the one for some new program we’re doing at work is HPV

I cannot remember what the V stands for… Haystack Procedure something or other (haystack being our company name)

Universal Workers Union (UWU)

I just remembered a Real british one that is even better. National Union of Teachers:

Or NUT.

I’m so happy with my opossum felt ornaments! All handmade and unique designs! ^____^  They are decorated with black, white and gold paint and have a little piece of wire in the tail so it’s easy to hang them! :D

I will be selling them through my Twitter first, so if you’re interested, please go there: https://twitter.com/ArtOfMaquenda

I finished a new and last batch of opossum ornaments for this year! <3

WHELP…I’m really sorry guys, it looks like I sold out already! (I honestly can’t believe it, but my family robbed the opossums from me XD) 

I can’t believe this and I want to thank you all so much for supporting me and liking and even buying my works, even my little crafts..;_; this means so much to me…<3 <3 <3

Look what my friend Artlan made! XD

The opossum ornaments I made last year! I don’t have time to make these again this month, I’m just too busy and I’m sad about that..but hopefully I can make them again next year and not specifically for the Holidays! :D

your characters literally don’t need a reason to be lgbt. no lgbt person in real life has a reason for being lgbt. we just are. if somebody says your character has to have a ‘reason’ to be diverse, they’re full of shit. diversity isn’t an aberration from the norm. it’s an accurate reflection of reality.

Stickin ur feet in a river is cleansing. You just roll up your pant legs and step into the stream. Bam. You’re a new man.

DIY shingles

like the disease or the roof tiles

whatever

If you are reading this, something good will happen to you tomorrow at 3:33 PM.

thank you

Three bears went through my trash

Yee-claw!

Bruce Wayne, proud father of a few dumbass kids when he finds out Shazam is secretly a dark haired 14 year old orphan with the last name bat-son:

Babies who smile at depressed people in supermarkets are spiritual healers and unsung heroes of humanity

An embarrassed Gillian as her name is being read at the Golden Globes in 1997 

Gillian Anderson Experiences The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known (1997, Colorized).

finally

we need to stop doing litterary analysis....... like maybe kafka just litteraly turned into an insect who are we to tell him that he didnt