i NEED to sit in chairs with armrests but not for my arms only so that i can then sling my leg over them in a debonaire and extremely comfortable style 

every day i hear about things and im sick of it

Researchers have discovered a new species of frog in Borneo which only grows to the size of a pea.

Finding the mini frogs, named Microhyla nepenthicola, proved to be a challenge due to their size. Adult males range in length from 10.6 to 12.8 millimeters.

I eat the rich for breakfast and terfs for lunch

how bout sum fascists foR dessert!!

Fuck yea

hey, listen, im a little bastard man who does nothing but make questionable decisions, eat sweets and scream so jot that down

idea: being kind to small cretchers is a required part of goblin culture and you cannot change me mind.

wat if da cretcher is spooky?

spooky cretcher still deserves kindness even if they need to be avoided

Catastrophize Benedictine

Apathy Crackers

SLEEPY CHEEZITS

sleepy pea..

sleepea..

nervous jujubes

some more cows baby !! 

I’m full of garlic bread and homosexual thoughts

This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human

That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard

My beautiful baby Lilah turned 2 this summer!

ok i’ve decided to become abstract. next time you see me, you’ll see a series of colors and have the vague sense you’ve just met somebody

You know that lovely cleaning lady? With the ‘sparks joy’ thing? I can’t think of her name or be bothered to look it up but she is most defiantly goblincore.

If I tell her that, yes all my 127 rocks that I found on the ground do in fact spark joy, she would be like ‘cool, let’s organize them like this so people can see your cool rocks better :)’ and that’s the most goblin thing of all

*magical girl transformation but i turn into a raccoon*

Ugo de Cesare

•ournextflight

fuzzy guy