bruh, I made this shit 10 years ago! omfg
does twitter exist?
“Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable. There’s a wishing fountain at the mall, and I threw a coin in for every woman in the world and made a wish. I wished for Jan to get over me. I wished for Phyllis a plasma TV. I wished for Pam to gain courage. I wished for Angela a heart and for Kelly a brain. "Michael. How can you appreciate women so much but also dump one of them?” You mean, how can I be so illogical and flighty and unpredictable and emotional? Well, maybe I learned something from women after all.“ - Michael Scott
me in 2014-2016: gifs are so easy to make, omg
me now: ??¿¿
that’s right paul
talk dirty to me
i'm from 2013, oOoOohhh
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014) // dir. Alejandro G. Iñárritu
snort
Edward Norton and Brad Pitt in Premiere Magazine, 1999