good read for teachers.

I’ve been yelling this for years

Hi yall, author of the piece here. Medium instituted a pay wall so here is a link to access it for free:

obsessed with john waters parents, they were funnier than him!

lmao

mrs waters you will always be famous (to me)

My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

She cheers when the monster is winning.

DM: *places an ugly, slavering, repugnant, spine-tingling creature on the battle map*

Child who can barely see over the table: ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵐᵉ :)

Purity Politics

for the record op draws incest & noncon and hangs out with people who draw bestiality. don't fall for this shit.

being anti-paraphilia is not being "puritan" it's being a decent person who respects the boundaries of consent and does not indulge unhealthy and damaging power dynamics.

Old dog spotted

“Draws incest” i drew a comic about how my mother abused me growing up and sometimes people call me mommy. Who cares.

“Hangs out with people who draw beastiality” scoliopede dick? That’s a Pokémon. With sentience. And is not real.

“Draws noncon” and? I’ve been raped several times in my life, the first time when i was 1st grade, an incident that caused me permanent fear and physical pain in sex. My fucking apologies that I’ll sexualize my brutalizations to be able to engage in my sexuality.

Also the only reason you even know about that shit is because my abusive ex spread a “callout post” all over twitter about me to obfuscate the fact that he’s sexually assaulted several people and groomed minors to draw porn for him and I’m an active witness to their abuse. So if you give a shit about fictional noncon imagine how i feel about real rape.

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

LMAO

the jokes write themselves

op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again

my god it hasn’t been halloween in so long

Spinny boy

ALSO SOME CONTEXT FROM COMIC .

this was just. what i saw  great issue tho, you should check it out ! Detective comics #617. 

And it starts with Bat’s monologue about how bad he wants the Joker. I mean it. 

popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,

Little Gummygoo version 🐊💚💛

There was a pool 🏊‍♂️ for skeletens 💀 only.

Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic

daily affirmations

I am a vortex of Bullshit

I attract Toxicity

I attract Negative energy

Wealth and Success flee from me

Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder

My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons

Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall

My Crystal's are Busted

My Chakras are Spinning Backeards

My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet

I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred

I attract Drama

My Children Hate me

Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds

My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's

My OF is Failing

My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned

My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak

I have Ozempic Face

I have Nothing

My life is Fucked

My life is Fucked

My life is Fucked

MY LIFE IS fucked.

its so cute in 1984 they called him big brother

nii nii