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I'm not your little bitch anymore

@immortallockwood / immortallockwood.tumblr.com

This isn't goodbye. We're immortal remember. This is until we find a way ~canon-divergent~
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killerqueenpetrova
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pcnderings
I love DEEP CONVERSATIONS. Discussions in which our muses reflect on loaded topics like the future, death, their most passionate of ambitions, mistakes that they deeply regret, identity struggles, unexpressed fears, and more. Lighthearted and carefree threads are always great, but I also love threads that allow muses to explore parts of themselves that are typically hidden from those around them. 
#( i'm not moving on from anything | wishlist )#( yesterday does not define you | queue )
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debarmstrong

withgutsandglory:

  “Right, but we leave the big guy out of it, for now… until we get this under control.” Stefan ignored Tyler’s request. “Am I sensing that you’re looking for something more ‘behind the scenes’?
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“You want me to lie to Klaus?” The lift of his brow challenged that decision. “You’re sensing that I don’t really want to be involved with this at all, but if you want to handle this without upper management, then I guess I can’t really let you and Rebekah go in by yourselves. But nobody gets hurt.” 
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#withgutsandglory#c; stefan#v; tvd#[ season 3 ]
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rpmememaker

Zombieland Quote Memes

mementoxmei:

  • ❝ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❞
  • ❝ Is that how you say hello where you come from? ❞
  • ❝ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❞
  • ❝ It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker. ❞
  • ❝ So do you have any regrets? ❞
  • ❝ Time to nut up or shut up! ❞
  • ❝ Are you fucking with me? ❞
  • ❝ I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency. ❞
  • ❝ Twelve’s the new twenty. ❞
  • ❝ You got taken hostage by a 12 year old? ❞
  • ❝ Don’t kill me with my own gun. ❞
  • ❝ I haven’t cried like that since Titanic. ❞
  • ❝ Let’s play the quiet game. ❞
  • ❝ You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❞
  • ❝ It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❞
  • ❝ You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❞
  • ❝ You can do anything you want to a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac! ❞
  • ❝ Where are the fucking Twinkies? ❞
  • ❝ FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❞
  • ❝ She’s only famous when she’s Hannah Montana! When she’s wearing the wig! ❞
  • ❝ Oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s Ghostbusters. ❞
  • ❝ Poor, fat bastard. ❞
  • ❝ You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. ❞
  • ❝ See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me! ❞
  • ❝ Here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❞
  • ❝ Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❞
  • ❝ You wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❞
  • ❝ Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❞
  • ❝ Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. ❞
  • ❝  Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort. ❞
  • ❝ Have you ever read that book “She’s Just Not That Into You”? ❞
  • ❝ You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country… where are you gonna go? ❞
  • ❝ Thank God for rednecks! ❞
  • ❝ You see, that why i don’t let people close, you only get burned. ❞
  • ❝ Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❞
  • ❝ Woulda? Coulda? Shoulda? ❞
#( the point is to get drunk and shoot stuff | memes )
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