yas.

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but i NEED my sushi rolls, my lower east side haircut, i NEED my snakeskin boots & coco chanel shades, oh, I NEED my taxi cabs, my 18 carat jesus, i NEED my night- wood blues, and my poolside    CHARDONNAY
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toastpotent
Anonymous asked:

I had a piss kink but then I had a kidney transplant and now I can’t do anything with my piss because I feel like it’s not mine anymore and I don’t have consent from the kidney donor to do anything kinky with their piss

toastpotent answered:

i don’t know if i want this to be real or not

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podcastwizard

little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it's the tense moment where they show their hand but it's a fantasy so they can't say things like "full house" or "royal flush" so they same some nonsense like "three crowns and a dead crow" and the crowd is like "oooOOHH" so we know that's good

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immortalfool

Other character smirks: "Well, I've got a castle on four omens."

The crowd "oohs" louder, so we know that it's Much Better™️

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suburbanjustice

thats how i feel watching scenes with regular cards

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Reminder that Colgate sued a YouTuber for making this.

And lost.

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yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

YouTube Poop was proven in a court of law to constitute art

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