Rory O'Malley The Alley Cat

In 2004, Drew Barrymore revolutionized the horror genre in 50 First Dates, where she starred as an ill-fated amnesiac doomed to rediscover each morning that she was married to Adam Sandler. In this essay, I will

anyway can we talk about andy samberg's reaction to portrait of a lady on fire

*Sees the grim in the mint leaves of my mojito*

scooby: raggy what’s rat?

shaggy: like scoob that’s incoming enemy missiles!

scooby: ruh roh

just boys bein boys

Cher reads her own tweets.

being in class is like *copies words off the board without understanding any of them* *drinks water* *looks at phone* *doesn't know what's going on* *zones out* *realizes 20 minutes have passed* *gets annoyed at people talking* *looks at phone* *drinks water*

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out

One thing I really like about being a millenial is that everyone just kinda like, Knows their Hogwarts house. Casually. Even people who were never that into Harry Potter. 

If you reblog this, you are contractually obligated to put your house in the tags

the unstoppable force vs. immovable object duality of having ADHD that is the inherent embarrassment of having interests and simultaneous urge to express every single thought you’ve ever had on whatever subject you’re currently hyperfixating on at once before it’s lost forever

me immediately after acquiring a new hyperfixation:

Why Snape’s Tragic Back Story Isn’t So Tragic

[By julialepetit and andrewbridgman]

THIS.

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked