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*:・゚✧+8 years of roleplaying experience (+3 years on tumblr)
HIATUS
FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THE SMALL HIATUS IM ON
So i love my muse for Joanna to death but recent i lost her and like i know this happens a lot and i am indeed very very sorry.
You can all find me at catxire and well until i get my muse back i wont be on here
sorry lovelies <3
Love,
Xavi
Adulthood is like the vet, and we’re all dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we’re going.
That’s some real shit right there.
what u mean when u ask for magic anons: give my muse long hair for a day. magic powers. alter their appearance, turn them into a mermaid or something!
what u get: GIANT DICK. in heat for 3 MONTHS. hOrNY craving for DICK CONGRATS ON YOUR MASSIVE COCK AND INSATIABLE HUNGER FOR SEX you are TWO FEET TALL anD HORNY and your CAT HAS HANDS
well here i am fucking up again haha
man i can make a list of why you guys should hate me
Mwahaha!! I'm an anon! Boo!!
OH NO
The first person to submit a wedding ring to me will be married to my muse!
Send me "I love you" and I'll generate a number from 1-20 to see how my muse responds.
whenever i get messages i get scared
i dont know why i just fear that it's gonna be anons or something
The 62nd icon in your folder is your muse after a barfight.
take your flashy gifs and horror like content p le a se
oh my LOOK at those eyes
look at the t r o u b l e that they hide inside
i see the flicker of the pain on the rise
oh my LOOK at those eyes
maybe they’re like M I N E ;
things i [ wish ] i did not see
i push away all the DIRT && DEBRIS
but what’ll be l e f t of me?
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
skyxda liked your post:puzzlemxrder: LIKE THIS FOR A THING
"WHERE ARE ALL OF YOu HEINOuS WENCHES COMING FROM!?"
✞ ”Hell. I was sent here to bother you by the dark lord satan."
I just cannot go to school today. My mind and body just... I fucking can't I told my grandma to call them and tested my mom a massive thing on why I didn't go and that I was sorry that I couldn't. She's probably still going to yell at me but whatever. My health before anything.