Frog With A Blog

Unrestrained summer fun

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

Yuri Z - Mermod, 2020 (Oil Painting on Microchip)

favorite ship dynamic moodboard

kill them with kindness? wrong, eldritch blast

Giving nurses tiktok was a mistake

"our days are so tough" okay tell me how come ur posts aren't like "my labour is super exploited" how come all of em are like "this guy has a weird penis lol"? We have channels to talk about what our work is like and how were treated. Making memes like "when ur pt rings the bell too much" or "remember I get to choose the needle gauge" doesn't actually address any of it it's just an abuse of ur inherent power over patients.

Every single nurse called out for being a cunt online flies immediately towards guilt tripping ppl into feeling bad for em but it's a fundamental misunderstanding of how health care power structures work to act like mistreatment from patients is because we are below them in that heirarchy. We are in a position of power over them by virtue of our knowledge and involvement in their care. The fact that clients can be as shitty as they want to u is because ur employers don't protect u. It's cuz ur work is devalued and incompatible with capitalism. It's cuz you're guilt tripped out of demanding any sort of basic workers rights. None of that is the fault of patients and none of it can be solved by sharing personal embarassing health details abt them on tiktok.

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an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

i had the urge to search for this and bring it back

i feel like i just discovered a fossil

apparently this has lived rent free in my brain for ELEVEN YEARS!?

i'm in my frog era

normal again 👍

horny again 👍

normal again 👍

horny again 👍

normal again 👍

you should spend more time training instead of being horny.

Sasuke…

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

Weakling. You will not survive the winter.

itd also be super fucked up if there was a penis and you could fuck the phone yourself thereby making it fucked up. diy fucked phone. there are you happy now? have i mentioned enough penises for your liking? have i met my mandated quota of penises for the day, being a tumblr-assigned dave kinnie in the year of our suffering 2023?? im going back to my midi editor