mom can we go home

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

staff: we have an update!

all of tumblr:

staff: you can now make polls!

all of tumblr:

the fact that these gifs are both tiny on dashboard because something got broken in the update just makes this a thousand times funnier

This is one thing I find really nice about cats. Just like people, they just… love to hang out with you. They want to be in the same room, just sharing time with you even if you’re not directly interacting. It’s such a comforting presence.

Its me qtip don’t listen to them boy put me in your ear

even tho im annoyingly insufferable would you still hit be honest

I love getting in the way of cars as a pedestrian, what are you gonna do? Vehicularly manslaughter me?

talks to a girl and is immediately hit with an 105 degree fever nausea chills etc has to lie in bed all day wiping sweat off my forehead with a silk handkerchief and writing about my illness in my diary like a malnourished victorian man

honey that’s not the girl that’s your moderna booster

Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield?? Like at all???

a sword allows for quick blows while a shield can deflect projectiles and some attacks.

I knew some dumb mother fucker was gonna reblog this about the art of combat. Blocked and unfollowed.

shot for my beliefs. bled like a dog

whats more special than a romance between two women who both have something deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply wrong with them

i am:

i am looking for:

if i got jigsawed and woke up in some moldy room with a makeshift bear trap on my head or whatever i wouldn't even let it phase me. i'm not willing to be taught lessons i'm not paying attention to a puppet. i would close my eyes and visualize abstract forms in jewel tones until a machine tears me asunder. now we've both wasted our time and you won't be able to return anything in this room to ace hardware. what did YOU learn, old man

does anyone else completely ignore the queue option on tumblr. i’m here when i’m here

These turkish delights have turkish ends