Hale Hath No Fury

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

Throws in some gold coins at the neck opening and hear it rattling all the way down.

Cold, my ass! He's dead.

SUPER SONS!!!!

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

@hellsite-hall-of-fame this post is from 2015

And we’re still reblogging it. Because we can. Because this picture of a guy holding a Family-Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios meant something, even if we’re never going to be sure of what.

Twin Peaks

The Suicide Squad (2019) dir. James Gunn

Favourite moment in the movie

Fallen.

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Really enjoyed working on this commission about Jason. Thanks to my amazing commissioner🙏

Detective Comics #1083 / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

boyfriends~ (30 min)

petrichor

My favourite batfam hedcanon is

Every batkid when working with other hero team: hypercompetent, generally very serious, 100% professional (to the degree of being a little annoying) and well put together, foolproof plans that predict enemy movements 100 steps in advance,

Batkids when working together:

Damian: In my defense, I was left unsupervised

Alfred: Wasn't Master Bruce with you?

Bruce: ... In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

Can’t get this on any other social media