this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

I really need the money right. Just got in a car crash and need me a new one 😩

Eh screw it… why not

Fuck it y not

I just got financial aid for the first time in my long ass college career..play around if you wanna

God I’m so fucking broke please let this workkkk

Welp

Doggo

Inhavenomoney

“Bisexuals in het relatonships shouldn’t be at pride” is literally the same as parents accepting their bisexual kids “as long as they only date the opposite sex” it boils down to “we accept you as long as ignore your true identity and act like youre just like us” this is not acceptance it is biphobia

I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.

Rhodes and Steve being respectful to T’challa, King of Wakanda.

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

@nihilistwithoutacause

person: hey are you ticklish at all? me: *takes 8 steps back* me: …….no……..

I watched Toy Story this week and this scene still kills me.

The sheer utter innocence of Peter Parker is perhaps what stands out most about Civil War.

He’s reluctant to get involved with a superhero Civil War…but only because he has homework. He goes all FANBOY~! about meeting Captain America and Bucky’s metal arm.

He honestly doesn’t want to hurt anyone and thinks he can just web everyone and restrain them and things will be fine. 

And, no matter what, he doesn’t want to stress Aunt May.

Peter was probably too good for all those whiny, complicated, dysfunctional adults, though.  

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

That aside I’m all for bi Spiderman

sbiderman

He swings both ways

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Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver. I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa… So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”

FUCKIN SLAY

my aesthetic is Sebastian being led around like an unruly, bumbling baby bear, easily distracted and lured away like I’m just imagining Marvel calling in beforehand and being like listen,,,the smol one gets slippery he will literally do anything to please his fans CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!! no, no Chris and Anthony are fine just - the excitable, eager one and don’t let anyone in with candy HE IS A CHILD DO YOU COPY.

listen the two times they looked away for THREE SECONDS he ended up doing this:

and this:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL