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ryan xoxo

@honosecual / honosecual.tumblr.com

hi my name is ryan and do not forget that ur cool as heck B) promote your blog
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who has time for mystery in relationships? in this economy? no ma'am, let’s be honest and direct with each other.

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sexanax

do u ever think about that one person u thought u would never get over and ur like damn i was so dramatic

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me, when literally anything happens: maybe it’s a sign 

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some middle-aged old man: calls me sweetie, honey, sugar, baby while talking to me

me: 🔪🔪🔪

some nice lady: calls me sweetie, honey, sugar, baby while talking to me

me: 💖💖💖

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sagihairius

CAPTCHA  1: check this box

CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers

CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it

CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life

CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me

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ahaha holy fuck

Jack Nicholson: HEEERE’S JOHNNY! [kitty sticks his lil head through as woman screams in background]

this cat has an impeccable sense of comedic timing.

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