Pikachu on skates

april 30th

and this site had the audacity to call me a tiktoker. just for that i’m gonna gatekeep extra-hard

Don't worry if your life is in chaos, you are like the universe itself and its law of entropy. もの久保 on Pivix

Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale

Note: that is not a lumberjack!!! Most likely it is a domesticated marine biologist, possibly a domesticated fisherman, (you can tell because it has been clothed in wool, which stays warm when wet, so it is is clearly well cared for).

While this may be appropriate enrichment for your DOMESTICATED and WELL TRAINED marine biologist or fisherman, please remember that lumberjacks may be tame, but are not domesticated. They are still wild, and they absolutely will freak out if they see you swimming around in their forests.

did you write this notice for the belugas or

Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

repeat after me:

crying is a HEALTHY release of emotion AND a great way to complete the stress cycle

it also grants you a tiger

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

You will

every Pokemon should be added to the emoji library. I don't care about copyright law or whatever btw

paleo discourse

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

“Framing our best picture”

(Source)

Sigh.

For those of you who like to visualise these things, that's roughly enough to fill this bucket:

the content creators are at it again, creating content.

I’ve had enough, this is me now

isn’t that the dad from kung fu panda 

I was gonna block you but this is actually really funny

{ID - a duck with several spring onions tied to its back END ID}

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