it be like that sometimes

………………….slime man?

Get a load of this slimy mud man! An African clawed frog [Xenopus laevis] emerges, nearly invisible, from a river. Image by Warren Photographic

……………….slime man 

what does ilysm mean??? i like your sick memes????

i love you………..…..slime man

me👀irl

Everyone say thank you Pennsylvania

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

1/4 of you guys live like this

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

cats have their priorities straight its 1. stay warm 2. be fat 3. yeah

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

The face of a man having an existential crisis on national television

realizing that an experience was actually traumatizing

flat fuck friday

you know what day it is

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

This boy’s as flat as it goes.

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

A researcher working in Glacier National Park, Montana, carefully takes the measurements of a wild caught western toad [Anaxyrus boreas]. Images by GlacierNPS.

The indignity of being gently squamptched…..

Measure the boy