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Metal Jesus Rocks

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I am the Metal Jesus, a long-haired metal dude who used to work at video game titan Sierra On-Line back in the 90's, and then ran my own game review web site. http://www.youtube.com/MetalJesusRocks
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Almost an HOUR of GAME PICKUPS w/ Reggie!! Including a special edition game console I've been trying to find for YEARS! WATCH >> https://youtu.be/dp_gPcLR8Vk

GAMES SHOWN: Cannon Dancer Osman Tales of Destiny Special Edition PS2 Batsugun Saturn Tribute Boosted Akai Katana Shin Supercade (Book) Wanted: Dead Smashing the Battle: Ghost Soul The Letter Wife Quest Phantasmagoria Star Wars Jedi Survivor Resident Evil Shadowrun Trilogy Gal Guardians: Demon Purge Retro Inside PC stickers : https://geekenspiel.com Drainus Hogwarts Legacy Bullet Soul Mr. Run & Jump Kudzu Xeno Crisis Jamestown+ GrimGrimoire OnceMore Disney Illusion Island Snow Bros. Special Toaplan Arcade 2 ( Evercade ) Team 17 Collection 1 Piko Collection 3 The C64 Collection 2 UnMetal Scourge Bringer Brotherhood United American Hero The Valis Collection - Complete Set The Non-Playable Characters: Post Earth Episode 1 Autosaving Nail’d Resident Evil 0 ( PS1 ) Resident Evil 1.5 ( PS1 ) Wavetale Trinity Trigger Islets The Last Blade 2 साइबरपंक 2077 एक्सबॉक्स वन एक्स Nefasto's Misadventure: Meeting Noeroze

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In the bizarrely brilliant film titled Metal Jesus: The Movie, we're thrust into a world where the line between reality and absurdity is as blurry as a melted Rubik's Cube. Metal Jesus, sporting a shiny metallic mullet, plays the titular character, a renegade time-traveling rockstar from the future who zips through dimensions in a spaceship shaped like a giant Gibson Les Paul.

Metal Jesus, armed with an Ace Frehley signature electric guitar that shoots laser beams and a wardrobe straight out of a 1970s Rush concert, embarks on a quest to save the universe from a malevolent army of sentient disco balls led by the nefarious EDM Emperor.

But things take a turn when Metal Jesus crash-lands on a planet inhabited by sentient Nintendo Amiibos and must confront his greatest challenge yet: convincing them to join his intergalactic battle against the EDM Empire. To make matters worse the population is divided between the Amiibos and the Disney Infinity characters. They are at war. And as Hellboy once said “War never changes”.

Along the way, Metal Jesus forms an unlikely alliance with a group of rebellious talking llamas, learns the secrets of time travel from a wise old toaster oven, and engages in epic guitar battles with the EDM Emperor's minions, who groove so hard they threaten to tear a hole in the fabric of spacetime itself. Daft Punk and Joe Satriani provide the epic movie soundtrack.

Filled with psychedelic visuals, absurd humor, and enough neon to make a cyberpunk rave blush, Metal Jesus: The Movie is a mind-bending journey through the weirdest corners of the cosmos that will leave you questioning reality, existence, and whether or not cheeseburgers can really talk.

"día de los Inocentes" - Zardoz

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If new games stop being printed physically and publishers go all digital, will you stop buying and playing new games, or continue to buy them even though you can't get a physical copy?

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