Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

Basically 

Important updates from home

do you people have something to say about my predictive text 

Dog does not understand

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

Don’t scroll past this. Kylie Armstrong was diagnosed with breast cancer and these small dimples were the only signs. She posted the image on Facebook so everyone knows that “that breast cancer is not always a detectable lump.” Here’s how Kylie is doing today.

(If you’re not sure how to do a self breast exam, instructions can be found at BreastCancer.org.)

This could save a life!

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Stay healthy!

PLEASE Reblog This and save a life!…

found batman forever on my front lawn

there are some dvds in the ditch at the end of my front lawn

could these be the missing batman films?

no, it’s superman 3 and 4

theyre both superman 3 and 4

the plot thickens

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i neglected to mention it in the original post, but the original dvd case i found only contained 1 dvd that included the films batman forever and batman and robin while the other 2 movies in the series batman and batman returns were missing

this morning i saw something in front of my neghbours house across the street from me

it was what looked like a dvd

again i thought

maybe its the missing batman films

or maybe its 3 dvds

oh

its 3 more copies of batman forever/batman and robin

great

WHO IS DOING THIS

no idea what this movie even fucking is

blu-ray this time? fancy.

what are these supposed to be

oh

well ive been meaning to see rogue one sometime

wonder if theyll still work

MY MOM IS BEING TARGETED TOO

so

i should probably be dating each update to this but i guess the original reblogs have their dates included

perhaps i could analyze the data and find a pattern

for now i have 2 more superman quadrilogies

interestingly enough inside one of the superman movie cases was actually 3 dvds

there was another copy of superman ¾

if you recall in a previous update i had already found 3 discs of superman ¾

the count has gone up to 6 superman ¾ discs while only just today finding 2 superman ½ discs

who owns these dvds all in bulk

why are they being separated only to be disposed of in pairs or threes in front of my house

im sorry this has been such an obscenely long post but i have a feeling its only going to get longer from here on out

this is a real life creepy pasta

— Sylvia Plath (via goodreadss)

caught the bae sleepin

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

Andrea Belvedere - Flowers

Meanwhile in Canada…

Texas: this is how we do in Toronto. This is a poster inside planned parenthood. My family dr and safe resource for sexual health.

Mr. an Mrs. X #11 - Gambit and Rogue by Terry and Rachel Dodson *