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can't even leave the ground

@homoinabag / homoinabag.tumblr.com

hi i'm chris. this blog is one part cosplay, one part kittens, and one part pure, undiluted shitposting
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No bro this isn’t a date listen bro It’s bruhnch

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if marvel thinks that the peter parker actor getting in unironic drag and lip syncing for his life to a rihanna song will make me hyped for a movie i would normally actively ignore they are stone-cold dead fucking right good job guys.

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the 3 basic levels of masochism

Level 1:  I like pain.

Level 2:  I like pain a lot.

Level 3:  I enjoy cross stitching with metallic thread.

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I love when I’m studying outside and a bee is like “flower? r u a flower? I check! is laptop a flower? i check! No one here a flower… ciao!” and I wave goodbye saying thank you for visiting little bee!

Bees don’t think in English you fools. You imbeciles.

The bee said ‘ciao’ it’s obviously Italian

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it’s important to master blood magic and necromancy, so you can make use of the whole body

environmentally sustainable black magic

Remember, Necromancy is really just Advanced Recycling

reduce -> reuse -> reanimate

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LGBTBCIAHTFFACTNG

Lesbian, gay, bisexual, two bros chillin’ in a hot tub five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay

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we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

now C:≡ approaching octopus territory

C:≡                                                           C:≡                               C:≡      C:≡                                              C:≡                         C:≡

C:≡                                 C:≡      

onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory

C{≡             C{≡

                                          C{≡               C{≡                                                     C{≡                         C{≡ C{≡                                 C{≡

   / ________________o_==================== /                       oh                    |=================<=> \            giant squid           |=================<=>    \  ————————–0 ====================

this speaks to me on a deep, emotional level

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reblogged

“I try to capture all the little fun moments that happen when living with cats. All my little cat comics are done on 4 by 4 post-it notes! My fluffy friends are always a great source of inspiration and entertainment. And best of all they are always there when you need a hug or a good cry.”

Comics/text by​ Rikke Asbjoern - More info: Instagram

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catcandy

I could cry these are all so great

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catsuggest

gave away secret! 😾

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