Why my titty betray me

Real

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

mentally? i’m him

Adulthood has taught me that loading a dishwasher is a skill and it is a skill that not everyone possesses

Happy to post this for the very first time

oh wow what a nice post time to reblog it for the first ti-

oh...

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol