sooo i got roped into the whole “Beauitful People” thing by lancehlot (THANKS A BUNCH QUEENIE) SO HERES 4 PICTURES OF ME FEELING BEAUTIFUL/PRETTY PRINCESS-ISH
I tag smauglovesnaps bc this is one of the best humans i’ve met
D: D: i can die in peace right now
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
Reblogging to see the colour of the reblog button
Oh my god, it’s like olive green now! Da fuck
i can feel the sexual tension
okay wait how can you even reblog this without pointing out that after this musical number (which contains the lyric “I’ll show you how I swing”) they are shown to be wearing each others’ clothing with no explanation
WHAT.
Troy is so worried that Ryan is going to steal Gabriela. I don’t think it ever dawned on him that he was after his best friend.
every time i tell my friends that they’re shipped and they act like it’s ludicrous, i show them the clothes switch and they start to question life
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
You guys are fucking silly
and I’m gonna prove it!
Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-
I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-
Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language
and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)
but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first
Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke
and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people
and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)
The Vision flying around screaming “ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE”
A+ for the effort you put in
Nat:Thor, I don’t understand…
Thor: What’s happening?
Steve:I don’t like this.
Tony: All those years of learning languages for nothing.
Clint: Dammit
Vision: This is a disaster.
i only know 2 of the languages up there so not 100% accurate syntax
Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors
A day will come when I scroll past a Van Gogh painting. But it is not today.
the word “gay” is so often used as an insult and straight people use it permanently and make this word sound bad and weak but just watch ONE queer person say something like “glad im not straight” and the heterolinis go “what exactly is so wrongn about being straigh?t why do you have to insult us? don’t make fun of ANYONES sexuality! WTF!”
This is going viral on Facebook right now. There are jokes being made about it, and it makes me sick. Let me educate you guys, and hopefully save a few turtles in the process:
1. Turtles know where they’re going. DO NOT MOVE THEM IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION THAN THEY ARE ALREADY HEADING. Some turtles, such as Box Turtles, will actually die if they are moved or deterred from going where they’re going.
2. If the turtle is in danger, such as being in the middle of a busy road, then simply pick it up and move it (in the same direction it was going) until it is in a safe place. That’s it. Don’t take it home, and don’t bring it to a completely new location unless absolutely necessary!
3. While I’m talking about it, there is a proper way to pick up a turtle! DO NOT grab or pick up the turtle by its tail or legs. That can cause extreme pain and permanent harm to the animal! Place one hand on each side of the shell, a little bit behind the front legs, and lift the turtle. Make sure you keep the turtle low to the grown, should it decide to freak out a bit and you drop it.
4. If the turtle is large, it may be a snapping turtle. Those are aggressive and have extremely painful bites! Instead of picking it up, gently move it along with a blunt object until it is safely out of harms way.
5. Turtles swim and enjoy water. They know how to find a water source, they do not need your help. If you see a turtle roaming around next to a pond or lake, don’t pick it up and toss it in the water, it’s likely on land for a reason!
6. Tortoises are NOT water animals in any way, shape, or form! Don’t EVER throw them into any water! While some can swim, most cannot and will drown!
7. How do you tell the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? Here’s a few ways:
-Turtles tend to have webbed feet for swimming, while tortoises have round, stubby feet for walking.
-Turtles have flatter shells; tortoises have large, dome shaped shells that tend to have bumps and ridges on them.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, and if you have any other information that can help to educate people on this topic, please feel free to add it!
Jesus fucking christ. Do you really think it is necessary to chew the girls ass out like that? I’m sure she thought it was a good thing to do. Not everyone is educated on such things. Ffs
Jesus Fucking Christ. Do you think it’s necessary to run your mouth when you clearly didn’t even read her very polite and educational post?!? You’re correct, not everyone is educated on such things, which is why this was written. Let’s worry more about educating people for the sake of the turtles and tortoises, and less about your own egotistical need to react with a shitty attitude, mmkay?!?
Not only was it a polite post anyway, but it wouldn’t even be uncalled for to chew them out over it. IF YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE ANIMAL DON’T FUCKING MOVE IT
are you kidding me rn
The fact that there are no blog names that repeat in this image is a true testament.
I’m not sure what it’s a testament to, but it is.
“plop.”
too good not to reblog
puppy mouth
Okay but Harley is so fucking considerate, tho? She knows Canary and Arrow are having a baby and that the baby will either be an archer or a screamer and she presents gifts accordingly. Holy shit. xD
chris getting hella existential tonight
