there is…. another juice

why are there so many words

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

So I started watching this Japanese dating show on Netflix called Rea(L)ove, where every contestant is looking for love and each has a “dark secret” that they have to reveal to the other contestants at random times, and hope that the others still accept them. Some are addicted to sex, some have a lot of debt, some have a criminal record and so on. So there is this one girl who likes one of the guys despite him being rude at times, and he choosesto go on a solo date with her. Towards the end of their date, the hosts make her share her secret with him, and it goes as follows:

he had an almost speechless and shocked response, he didn’t say anything negative or positive really, just the two hosts kept laughing and saying very rude remarks. The scene just kind of ended with them walking away and then their individual thoughts on the date that pretty much boiled down to:

and

So the next day, the girls, this time,  get to choose a guy to go on a date with…

WILL HE????

HE DID!

So now, on the date—–

Sorry for the long post, but this was one of the sweetest things I’ve seen in a long time, and I was literally crying and just needed to share this with someone

SPOILER ALERT: THEY CHOSE EACH OTHER AT THE END!!!!!!!!

Me:

((see my other post for his heartbreaking dark secret))

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

sorry for being white

not forgiven.

vision is basically wired into the internet he’s the only one that would truly understand peter and shuri’s memes

Vision, dying, to Wanda: pull the trigger piglet

Wanda: What the FUCK did you just call me

still eating the same chocolate bar after all these years. thank you, tumblr…

Message for all my fucking mutuals

the russos confirmed aunt may survived the ending of iw

which means she’s really out here sitting at home and waiting for her little baby boy Peter to come back home from his field trip

thomas sanders is just fred for theater kids 

Who’s fred

this is without a doubt the most cursed, wretched object i have ever had the misfortune to see at a goodwill

Linda Blair and her animatronic double The Exorcist, 1973. The creator of the makeup and the dummy, Dick Smith, used to put the dummy in the passenger seat of his car and drive through NYC to test motorists reactions to see if it was scary & realistic enough.

that’s interesting never knew they used and animatronic double I thought it was her the whole time

Yup. This was her. No need for doubles here, fuck that noise. She do her own stunts

The dumbest lyric is “a child, a child shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold.” If you’re such wise men bring him a fucking blanket.

silver and gold can buy many blankets

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

Avengers age of thick jawns