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Just a Few Of My Favorite Hamilton Quotes

“Southern motherfucking democratic republicans”

“I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.”

“”When you’re living on your knees, you rise up.”

“I’ma compel him to include women in the sequel!”

“UN DEUX TROIS QUATRE CINQQQQQQ”

“Onarchy,- how you say, how you sa- Anarchy!!”

“I think your pants look hot!”

“As long as I’m alive, Eliza, swear to God you’ll never feel so helpless.”

“I am inimitable, I am an original.”

“You knock me out, I fall apart, and I thought I was so smart.”

“O U T G U N N E D O U T M A N N E D”

“Why do you write like you’re running out of time?”

“Damn”

“That was my wife you decided to-” “Whaaaaat?”

“Death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes.”

“Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?”

“Doin’ whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?!”

There’s more but those are the main ones @leanwithitwriting

Reblog if you still think LGBT+ couples are underrepresented in the media

Trying to prove a point to my mom.

ok so. there’s an office administrator at my work and she has this cute little 2 year old named William. he calls me “Nick so tall”. like that’s my name to him, but he says it like it’s one word. “Nicksotall”. and i love it so I’ve taken to calling him Will So Lil’ and we get along like a housefire. i haven’t seen him in like two weeks, but his mom comes in to work today and tells me that recently he’s been telling his own bedtime stories, and he starts them all with once upon a time and everything. cute right? well to me it gets cuter, because he has been telling stories about Batman, Spider-man, and Nicksotall. and we have these adventures and climb buildings and fight crime together and i have to be honest, it warmed my heart so fucking much it’s ridiculous

tl;dr I’m a superhero to an adorable 2 year old

yessssssss

This is so pure

i had a visitor at work today.  willsoli’l was a ‘struction worker

I love this so much 😭😍

i cant believe she posed for a selfie

Bruh…

This guy is practicing smoke bending …LOL

Yo, this guy is a fucking airbender.

don’t try to say he is otherwise, just look at him go.

He should do this onstage for money.

I wanna make fun of this person for vaping enough to develop this talent but this is like. beautiful

When you’re in a horror movie and hear that music

“back up two feet” Lmaoooooo😭😭

“He has a soundtrack”

I’m fucking weaaaakkkk 😭😭😭😭😭

lmfao

Kmsl!!!

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

aliens: [slide nasa $40]

nasa: lmao what aliens

nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks

Why… 💻 by Thomas Sanders

This? Is? So? Me???????????

Thomas: *inquisitively* I wonder if I have enough money for this. Bank Account: Nope. You barely have enough money to buy food. Thomas: I got it. Bank Account: *distressed* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Thomas: *barely moving lips* I don’t know.. Bank Account: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Thomas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

So accurate

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat.  I will bitch about cold.  I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.  I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about. 

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

Perfection.

I love it

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

That last one.

This is too good not to reblog.

help

What possesses him to do stuff 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

this was so cute lma o and made me giggle

This makes me happy haha

“Oh shoot you guys okay?” Fave

Unmute this shit

This vine is very close to perfect.

The song choice perfectly describes my reaction to this.

roflpancakes

DRAG THEM NEIL

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