Degenerate Beauty Queen

mom : ‘’what is your aspiration in life?’’ 

me:

Happy One Year Anniversary to Barbara & Aaron!!

REBLOG THIS SO IT NEVER GOES AWAY

The Nightly Show, October 6, 2015

Added to that, the population of Alabama is 4.8 million. That will be over 1 million people per DMV in 2016. 

When you smoke a bowl outdoors and the beauty of nature is just too much for you.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

I have a stock format and structure I use.

Dear Person I am Writing To:

This is an optional sentence introducing who I am and work for, included if the addressee has never corresponded with me before. The second optional sentence reminds the person where we met, if relevant. This sentence states the purpose of the email.

This optional paragraph describes in more detail what’s needed. This sentence discusses relevant information like how soon an answer is needed, what kind of an answer is needed, and any information that the other person might find useful. If there’s a lot of information, it’s a good idea to separate this paragraph into two or three paragraphs to avoid having a Wall of Text.

If a description paragraph was used, close with a restatement of the initial request, in case the addressee ignored the opening paragraph.

This sentence is just a platitude (usually thanking them for their time) because people think I’m standoffish, unreasonably demanding, or cold if it’s not included.

Closing salutation,

Signature.

People always ask me how I can fire off work emails so quickly. Nobody has figured out yet that it’s the same email with the details changed as needed.

Just for stock format yas

Important words from Jack Skellington

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SO ALL THE GIRLS IN DENTON TEXAS CAN SEE THIS AND STAY SAFE, AND NOT GO TO THE BATHROOM ALONE, PLEASE. Girls in Texas, and other towns that are unsafe areas, please stay safe, and don’t go to public places alone when there are not a lot of people around. BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS, AND CARRY A KNIFE OR A TASER WITH YOU FOR YOUR SAFETY. THIS IS SERIOUS, AND NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY OR IGNORED. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE TAKEN, WITH LIAM NEESON? IT MAY SEEM LIKE A STRETCH, BUT SHIT LIKE THAT TRULY DOES HAPPEN EVERYDAY EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD. DO NOT IGNORE THIS. DO STAY SAFE, LADIES.

Denton is my fave place to go and I have a lot of friends there so be safe you guys :-(