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sugar + spice.

@ehmuhlee / ehmuhlee.tumblr.com

cute + tries my best || owo energy || queer || she/they
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If you ever find yourself thinking "oh, I can't write this Cool But Impractical thing into my story, it's just not realistic", here are a few perfectly realistic reasons why people and even whole cultures would rather do something in an impractical way rather than the sensible one:

  1. weird flex
  2. religious reasons
  3. religious weird flex (someone decided that they are So Religious that they consider the practical method Sinful, and people got competitive about it)
  4. tax reasons (some ruler put a tax on doing something the sensible way and people started doing the impractical alternative as a legal loophole)
  5. someone wildly powerful and popular preferred doing it that way, and everyone adapted to it in order to look cool
  6. someone wildly unpopular suggested doing the practical thing, and everyone went out of their way to avoid doing that in order to not look uncool
  7. it just genuinely never occurred to them that there is a better alternative, and their current method has been honed to perfection/adapted to the infrastructure so deeply that at this point altering it wouldn't be sensible

8. people like doing shit just because it's cool

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x0401x

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.

Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.

wow. really hope this isn't actually a norm taking hold with new users! this isn't facebook, you don't need to know people before following them

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justphilia

Marcille x Male Reader headcanons!

  • She leaves you for a woman.
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eskewcity

oh this is nothing that chewing my leg off like an animal stuck in a trap cant solve

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road2love

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene

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bewbin

pens scared me as a kid. a pencil that you cant erase? thats fucked up shit to do to a kid man

but then in high school i met her. i never saw anybody like her before. she was cool she was precise she was always smooth. when i first saw the pilot g-2 pen i knew i wasnt a kid any more

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o-ceti

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

Bow down to your king

I can’t stop outdoing myself

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

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Raise your hand if you too have been overpowered by a Yao guai and tried running away while uttering “fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck” knowing damn well you were as good as dead

🙋🏻‍♀️

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chrasilla

i love wes anderson's regulars because if i was a famous director i too would only do stuff with my friends and include them in everything i do

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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

A stick figure, doubled over on all fours so its face isnt visible. Tears stream from its face, and its head and the floor below it are covered in blood.
ALT

well. did it bored 👍

DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!

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