i dunno

my anxiety: if I do not Produce and Achieve I will Die

my depression:

whitepeople.jpg

I can’t stop thinking of this and how it describes white people’s attitude towards Mexican food perfectly. 

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest. About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male voice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.

You can see this happen at 2:36:30

As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“

I’m howling

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

i wish i could hear this picture

Same.

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

james charles is just twink ted cruz

sorry this is really vague but my proof:

Rock-a-bye red panda baby. (via gunmazoo)

❤️❤️❤️❤️

if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you

if you’re rude i hate you

i hate you

rude

Anderson Cooper saving a boy in Haiti during a shooting. A slab of concrete was dropped of the boys head.

Anderson fucking Cooper, everyone. 

Some journalists like to be strictly observers. they don’t intervene, they don’t participate. they just document what they see, even if what they see is terrible. But the way I see it, journalists don’t exist in a vacuum. They are human beings, living and working in a very human environment. And that humanity is essential in relating to their stories. When you lose your humanity, you lose any kind of journalistic integrity you have left. 

#nevernotreblog

this is the guy who found out one of his ancestors was killed by one of his slaves and was like “he had it coming”

talkin to ur crush like

[puts several things in my coat pockets] inventory

Why is this so funny

I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.