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@meredithhaggerty / meredithhaggerty.tumblr.com

My name is Meredith and, chronologically, I am a grown ass woman. I used to mostly write on here, but now I mostly write other places. My staunch refusal to be an adult lead to the creation of Lady Scouts. Dear Alex Trebek, I made you this: Fake Jeopardy! Interview Intros. Love you forever, like you for always. Be careful what you wish for. I know what overgrown boys like. meredithahaggerty@gmail.com Twitter: manymanywords Ask me some stuff, but let's not get crazy
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If you remember LadyScouts, or me being on Tumblr at all, it’s a book now.

For real, but of course it’s not called that. Those Scouts are litigious. 

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Hillary Clinton for President

This is going to disappoint some of my friends, and maybe that’s why I’ve been quiet about this until now. 

Also, who cares what I think? 

But here is what I think: Hillary Clinton for President. 

I think Sen. Bernie Sanders has been an inspiring, provocative, necessary, and admirable public servant for decades. 

I respect the personal moral and practical math that has led each of his supporters to turn out for him. And I’m grateful to and a little in awe of the movement for keeping issues I care about at the center of this race. 

But I have done my own moral and practical math, and I have decided that I would really, actively like to see a Hillary Clinton presidency. 

I have grown up with her in my political life. There have been times I have supported her and not supported her. I appreciate that she has made big mistakes, both in office and while seeking it. 

And she has made enormous, at times disheartening compromises and changed positions. But I don’t think she has done worse than anyone who seriously wishes to win office in our present system. 

There is no question that she is personally ambitious, though she is one of the few candidates who is ever blamed for it.

The question is, what is her ambition? To make money? Impossible. She’s doing fine. To get power? She’s had it. To get ALL the power, because she is power mad? That’s a creepy conspiracy theory that doesn’t ring true to me.  

I think her ambition is, and has long been, to be the President of the United States, like everyone else in the race, and also to make policy. 

I think it’s reasonable to say based on her career that she likes making policy. 

Moreover, I think she wants to make the best policy possible in an antagonistic-by-design political process that she has known and wrestled with for decades, and keep that policy in place. 

Moreover, I think she wants to make policy that I largely agree with. 

And I think she can do it. 

No one can succeed 100% of the time in our system. But I think she can foster policies that will capitalize on the initial gains made by President Obama, whom I supported and still do, and surely, if slowly, move our nation closer to the ideals that I embrace. 

Will it be fast? No. But there is a lot to do to shift the the nation’s policies back after the slow, economically rightward/socially intolerant swing that began with Ronald Reagan and peaked with the reelection of George W. Bush in 2004. 

(A swing, by the way, that was patiently planned, deliberately funded, and slow by design. Major change is ALWAYS incremental. Unless you want to have a REAL revolution, with shooting and stuff. You might. I do not.) 

Just because the social and economic right wing are in flailing, comic disarray at the moment, it doesn’t mean they are not a force. Or that conservative voters are not still our friends, family, neighbors, and fellow citizens. 

I don’t think this is a time to laugh at the Republican party. 

I think it is a moment to consolidate and continue our gains, enact new progressive policies; let existing progressive policies mature in place; offer independent and new voters the allure of continuity, professionalism, and effectiveness; and gradually regain the congress.

(This makes me sound pretty conservative for a liberal! And maybe that’s just who I am now in my 45th year as a human)

I will certainly vote for and work for Sen. Sanders should he gain the nomination. 

But today I am voting for Hillary Clinton. 

Yes, she has wanted this job for a long time. There is no crime in that. It’s in the constitution! I think she’s earned it. And while I cannot predict the future, I am curious and eager to see what she does once she gets it. 

So that’s what I think. 

I trust you think differently. We are different humans. 

I don’t wish to discuss this online, but if you see me on the street, I’d be happy to talk to you about it. 

In any case, please vote, and 

thank you for your attention, and

That is all. 

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I’m pleased to announce that The Hustle Economy is out now and available wherever books are sold!

The absurdly prolific Jessica Hagy (of the blog Indexed) and I rounded up a bunch of talented creatives and asked them to share their best wisdom on surviving the gig economy. I edited their words and Jessica illustrated with her signature pithy charts. Now, the book exists! 

It’s a particular thrill to help so many people I admire so much share their insights, and I hope whoever picks up a copy finds something in there that helps them. It remains a challenging economy and the best way I’ve found to navigate that has been asking people like these for advice as often as they’ll let me.

The full list of contributors, in order of appearance:

Nick Douglascomedy writer Jason Oberholtzer editor, producer, consultant and most importantly, me Ben Grelle (The Frogman)internet comedian, writer, photographer and graphic artist Adrian Sanderscofounder of Beacon Farah Khalidfilm editor Mike Rugnettaproducer, performer Emma Koenigtelevision writer and humorist Asha Dornfest founder of Parent Hacks Kelsey Hansonfounder of Vocal Design Mónica Guzman columnist and Neiman Fellow Thomas Leverittdirector, author and painter Casey Bowerswriter Josephine Decker director, film editor and performance artists Donna Salgadodance artist Alex Pearlmanrecovering entrepreneur and digital news girl Dante Shepherdprofessor and web comic Brad O’Farrellgame maker Jess Kimball Leslietrendspotter Meredith Haggertywriter, editor, the hero we deserve Alex Larsen (aka Kid Twist)battle rapper and game designer Nancy Zastudilgallerist, curator and arts writer Lee LeFever cofounder and creative director of Common Craft Jess Wysaski blogger and humorist Jessica Hagy artist and writer Zach Weinersmithweb comic 

Thank you again to all these wonderful people and to all of you who follow this blog for having put me in the position to be doing pretty much anything I do, including put out books every now and then. It’s a dream. 

I am the hero you deserve. 

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Single Ladies Dinner Party

Miss Havisham picks up one of the candles and follows the girl around the table, inspecting her, getting dangerously close.

Carrie: Havy, the fire, be careful!

Miss Havisham: Oh, I can handle a little flame, Mrs. Big. I’ve carried one for years.

Real Jen: Really, honey, you should watch out, remember how in the book you burn–

Carrie (cutting her off): With the passion of a thousand suns! In the book… of life, your passion burns so brightly. (Through gritted teeth) Have some respect for the fictional, Aniston — not all of our lives are scripted by sympathetic publicists.

Real Jen (gesturing to Tabloid Jen Aniston): Uh!

Tabloid Jen Aniston (through tears): I’M AS REAL AS YOU ARE.

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I spent a whole day with this dashing guy, leading to moments like this:

Inside his white BMW, I notice that Crosby has a crystal jammed between the folds of the driver's seat, and another in the center console. "Yeah, I sit on a heart chakra crystal," he admits, a little bashfully... He turns on his stereo and Dave Matthews Band pours out. He tells me DMB is usually playing in his car.

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Whaaaaaaaaaat is "Cleaning?" I have FOOLISHLY high hopes.

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shit, she's on to my secret agenda as a human glass ceiling.

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