Today years old

Presenting: The funniest game of Among Us ever played, in 6 pictures.

It’s Choca again! She’s my DnD character I played in a Curse of Strahd campaign. This is her right after her velociraptor companion Vel was killed after the first time. I had originally written another part underneath where she says “not my baby” but I decided that was too much, even for me and erased it.

For her, this was honestly really the beginning of of the end. It wasn’t the first horrific thing to happen her during that campaign, but it was certainly one of the worst ones.

OOF

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

The signs as sines

when i stretch in the morning

y’all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about it

Pro Tip: Try to think of something embarrassing some else has done. You probably can't. Which means no one else remembers the cringe thing you did.

wait that actually helps so much

My favorite part of the plague doctor outfit is the walking stick because it was mostly used to examine patients without touching them but apparently it was also used to keep people a respectable distance from the doctor.

Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor please I'm--

Some goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: get the fuck away from me *slaps him with a stick*

Apparently plague doctors would also sometimes offer it to patients to use for self-flagellation in the hopes that God would forgive them and take away their plague

Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor....please ....

Goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: *holding out walking stick* I prescribe you 50cc's of go beat the shit out of yourself

Sick peasant: please, there has to be something you can do to help me-

Plague doctor: VIBE CHECK

when i’m watching something that i’ve seen before and it gets to a scene that makes me feel excruciating secondhand embarrassment but i’m watching it with other people so i can’t skip it

when i come back and it turns out they paused it because they didn’t want me to miss anything

WFFJGIKFEVSSHY

Where that New England Gothic post

This is accurate

Amelie - from MBMBaM episode 191

i am literally BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN TO THIS

@marlieswolf96

I’m sure someone’s already transcribed this, but just in case they haven’t:

GRIFFIN: “…ah, but this Yahoo was sent in by, ah, Amelie Belcher! Thanks, Amelie. It’s by Yahoo Answers user— JUSTIN: (weird falsetto with undetermined accent) “Amelie?” [A beat of silence.] GRIFFIN: “What was that? What wa—” JUSTIN: “It’s my impression of Amelie from the film—” GRIFFIN: “From the movie, ‘Amelie’?” JUSTIN: (weird falsetto with accent) “Amelie!” [Another beat.] GRIFFIN: “'Cause she just walks around—” TRAVIS: “That’s not an impression, you just—” GRIFFIN: “It’s about a young girl—” JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “Allo! I am Amelie!” GRIFFIN: (laughing) “—who… can only say her own name.” JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “I cook an egg with a spoon!” [Griffin is still laughing.] JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “Amelie!” TRAVIS: (quietly) “Jesus.” GRIFFIN: (in hysterics) “She cook an egg with a spoon?” JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “Fall in love again with me, Amelie! Now on DVD!” TRAVIS: “This week on Moneyzone: Amelie.” JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “You missed the f—you missed out new relationships but maybe fall in love with me Amelie!” (I think? “Amelie”’s mystical accent is difficult to parse. It’s like French-Finnish-Swedish or something.) “Don’t look for me on BluRay, I’m not on BluRay yet! I’m on DVD!” [Griffin coughs, and then continues laughing. As “Amelie” goes on, you can hear Griffin laughing harder and harder.] JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “I’m too small to fit on the BluRay, they lose me… I am Amelie! I’m hiding near the spindle… I am Amelie! JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “This laser disc is gigantic. I am on the edge of it. Hellooo!” JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “It is like a plate for my egg dinner. Delicious! I am Amelie!” [Griffin is now crying laughing.] JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “I am inside your pocket. You have enough money to buy my DVD!” GRIFFIN: (weeping) “You have to stop or it’ll be the whole show!” JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “I miss VHS tapes because I would get in the little holes and spin around. Like teacups at Disney—” TRAVIS: “Is she a Borrower?! What’s going on?!” JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “Yes I live in a hole with a mice king!” [Travis is now also laughing, while Griffin continues to unravel.] JUSTIN, as AMELIE: “I’m married to the mice king. My staff is a lollipop. Amelie!” [Another beat. I suspect Griffin edited out a long stretch of him pleading for sweet release.] GRIFFIN: (catching his breath) “Okay.” TRAVIS: “Oh, jesus.” GRIFFIN: (sniffling and weak) “Thank you. Ugh. Christ. Gimme a second. All right.”  

End transcription. It is important that you know that occasionally, to this day, if the name Amelie is mentioned, Justin’s “Amelie” will very quietly say her own name.

It’s “You miss that new relationship smell? Maybe fall in love me with Amelie!”

I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous

it's the same reason we gleefully smash pots in zelda games

sometimes you just need to be a moderate to severe nuisance

we are all poltergeists in meat suits

what a horrifying way to phrase this thank you

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

Same thing goes for bisexual men and mlm relationships!!!!!

REBLOG THIS VERSION TOO YOU COWARDS

Same thing for bisexual people in m/f relationships that people call straight.