My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.
shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only āget pigā and wouldnāt respond to attempts to reach him
he didnāt want me to put the pigs away or something. he wanted me to purchase and obtain a new pig. i was 17 and had no car
my middle aged client going off about kids these days and how they have such a different childhood and back in the day kids used to have real experiences like how she and her girl friends used to practice kissing on each other and now kids just sit in the same room in silence on their damn phones. hey ma'am run that back real quick
Pebble content no one asked for
Dear Reader: a web weave (citations under the cut)
Taylor Swift performing 'Maroon' as one of the Surprise Songs for 'The Eras Tour (Taylor's Version)' Film!
I want to go
To the late night double feature picture show
Iām deeply depressed but also full of love for the world itās complicated
aight im drunk im 22 im cis im 99% sure this is a trans guy meme but,,, i experiuence this too dont worry this is a male experience i love u all ur wonderful and strong
I meant to add captuons like ur calid and all thar shit vut i hit the wronfg button oops
I wasnāt actually going to reblog this UNTIL I seen this replyā¦ Thank u random drunk 22 year old cis man I appreciate you
when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard
One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldnāt fall asleep in the amount of time they had.Ā
It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!
So if you didnāt know thatā¦now you do
do you know that i think of this post every time i canāt sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others.Ā
"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi
ā āThe Boss of Meā, Patricia Smith