fire eyed fury be my conduct now;

#Let him cook

Andrew Scott for Buzzfeed Celebs (April 2024)

u heard about doomed by the narrative now get ready for doomed by my mum and her coven of space eugenics cult sisters thru their 10k year long breeding program

the scene where jessica uses the voice to force chani to use her tears to resurrect paul is SO fucking crazy to me. true love's kiss only it doesn't save the day, it destroys everything. the fact that she literally has to cry to bring him back, the way his eyes immediately snap open, her horror and devastation when she realizes he came back changed. it's a fairy tale and it's a fucking nightmare.

iwtv s2 already a masterpiece: armand making out with all the boys, while he and lestat try to outcunt each other, louis and daniel competing to win the interview with the vampire, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve, while louis’ psyche unravels more and more and daniel is fighting for his life as he chants to himself ‘i’m straight i’m straight’. but as always who suffers more than jesus? claudia.

Dawg look at my therapist I’m killing myself 😂

jessica really said “god forbid women do anything” and doomed an entire people to war by installing her twink son as a false prophet by stealing her cult’s 10,000 year old breeding program propaganda

1x01 // 1x04 // 2x01 // TWoK // TSfS

Oh btw I'm reading another star trek novel and chapter 1 just opens like this

Star trek is crazy because when it’s trying to be romantic, I find it the most cringe worthy thing in the world, and then Kirk and Spock will have “platonic” lines to each other that are  so earth shatteringly romantic that I want to burst into flames

kirk/spock is so special because spock is so loved. he is an outsider in so many ways but he is so absolutely transcendentally loved by kirk. and kirk never asks spock to love him in kirks way. spock loving him in spocks way is always enough

Spock’s bar mitzvah. He did not have fun

"Do you guys ever think about how Spock lived all those years wearing the hologram pendant where Kirk tells him 'You once said that being a starship Captain was my first, best destiny... if that is true, then yours is to be by my side'?"

to demonstrate the issues with spock’s characterization in certain star trek adaptations i’ve made this convenient chart

as you can see here, recent spock iterations simply are not serving enough cunt

we can clearly see that snw spock is at a critically low level of cuntiness, whereas aos spock does have noticeable cunt. however, it is negligible seeing as tos spock was already off the charts in cuntiness.

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