i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™  and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro

Peter Parker is all of us.

this is what happened to him btw

general grievous dating sim

@black-b-rabbit

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

The four you the next week

GOOD TWEET

#bye don’t call me out like this#also this is basically hayley kiyoko vs. lynn gunn

for real tho 

also:

What Happens When Zookeepers Have Too Much Time On Their Hands

Via Bored Panda

For my zookeeper friends

i said i LIKED video games, dennis, i didn’t say i was GOOD at them

How to impress girls:

3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere

I had an idea at 2 in the morning once. It was a mistake. So now I present, Nanalan Zim, an alien sent to Earth as a 3 year old to explore, because no one wanted to deal with them.

setup and punchline

The artist is luo li rong

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

“Dork ass losers”