love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit
he has had like ten “final movies” and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy
love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit
he has had like ten “final movies” and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy
MC, attempting to serenade Floyd: WHEEEEEN an eel bites your thigh then you bleed out and die, that's a Moraaaayyyy!
Put your hand in that crack and you won't get it back, that's a Moraaaaayyyy!
When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside, that's a Moraaaayyyy!
When it swims on a reef and has two sets of teeth, that's a Moraaaaaaaayyyyyy!
Floyd, blushing furiously: Jade. You're getting a brother-in-law.
And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?
Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu
Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF
What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?
i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was
you left out the best part of that article. the poor yahoo emplyees at those meetings were just as confused as the rest of us.
Emoji spell to end a bout of stagnancy and encourage growth and progress in your life.
🌥like to charge🌤 🍂reblog to cast🍃
👍🏽📈➕🏃🏽♂️➕📈👍🏽
Tantrum
Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.
“Robert Pattinson showed up with iPhone voice recordings and had already nailed the voice for ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’ before recording started. It was his first ever voice role and he finished in 2 days.” (source)
I feel like Robert Pattinson has had a similar career trajectory as Daniel Radcliffe where he got all his money from a major franchise and now he just gets to have fun and do weird movies
elijah wood too, he just takes roles as the weirdest little guy. he went from lotr to dirk gently
Emoji spell to bring forth ‘sweeter’ and better times.
🙂like to charge☺️
😀reblog to cast😄
me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”
coworker: “damn dude was preordering”
other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:
—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans
—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine
—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny
—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me
— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”
Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly
Bede hybrid sketch!
More modern AU
Some old Security Breach doodles from nearly 2 years ago now (sheesh)
I love Monty, I need to draw more angry gator boy.
what kind of homeland security threat did the mythbusters accidentally discover????
Look at how small you are
Local sleep deprived mess here, i was wondering if your amazing writer self would grace us with what vil,rook,leona,jamil and floyd would do if they woke up late one night and there s/o is just gone, so when they look for them they find them in the dorm kitchen baking because they had a bad dream? I adore your writing author-chan, keep up the great work! ♡♡♡
Summary: Baking late at night, after a bad dream...
Characters: Vil, Rook, Leona, Jamil, Floyd
Vil