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mclennonyaoi

love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit

he has had like ten “final movies” and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy

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fungifanart

MC, attempting to serenade Floyd: WHEEEEEN an eel bites your thigh then you bleed out and die, that's a Moraaaayyyy!

Put your hand in that crack and you won't get it back, that's a Moraaaaayyyy!

When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside, that's a Moraaaayyyy!

When it swims on a reef and has two sets of teeth, that's a Moraaaaaaaayyyyyy!

Floyd, blushing furiously: Jade. You're getting a brother-in-law.

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And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

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red-mercer

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

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noctumsolis

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

you left out the best part of that article. the poor yahoo emplyees at those meetings were just as confused as the rest of us.

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🔮🕯🍂⭕️☁️🌥⛅️🌤☀️💯🍃🕯🔮

Emoji spell to end a bout of stagnancy and encourage growth and progress in your life.

🌥like to charge🌤 🍂reblog to cast🍃

👍🏽📈➕🏃🏽‍♂️➕📈👍🏽

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odinsblog

“Robert Pattinson showed up with iPhone voice recordings and had already nailed the voice for ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’ before recording started. It was his first ever voice role and he finished in 2 days.” (source)

I feel like Robert Pattinson has had a similar career trajectory as Daniel Radcliffe where he got all his money from a major franchise and now he just gets to have fun and do weird movies

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gigafag

elijah wood too, he just takes roles as the weirdest little guy. he went from lotr to dirk gently

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Emoji spell to bring forth ‘sweeter’ and better times.

🙂like to charge☺️

😀reblog to cast😄

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queerpeers

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:

—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans

—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine

—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny

—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me

— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”

Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly

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Some old Security Breach doodles from nearly 2 years ago now (sheesh)

I love Monty, I need to draw more angry gator boy.

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Anonymous asked:

Local sleep deprived mess here, i was wondering if your amazing writer self would grace us with what vil,rook,leona,jamil and floyd would do if they woke up late one night and there s/o is just gone, so when they look for them they find them in the dorm kitchen baking because they had a bad dream? I adore your writing author-chan, keep up the great work! ♡♡♡

Summary: Baking late at night, after a bad dream...

Characters: Vil, Rook, Leona, Jamil, Floyd

Vil

  • At first, Vil wonders if he should start placing a curse on your slippers, so that if you tried to get out of bed at night, you'd only be dragged back to his side and let him know if something's wrong. But considering how you're always conscious about how busy he is and as such, try to keep your worries to yourself, Vil can't help feeling his resolve soften at the sight of you humming quietly, pouring ingredients into a bowl with practiced ease.
  • Baking was like chemistry or potion making, you'd once told him. It's honestly a horrible hour to have something sweet, but what kind of person would he be to leave you alone?
  • "I didn't think you'd find the energy to make something in the dead of the night." Vil says as a way of greeting. As he approaches you, it's easy to spot the flaws in your actions - shakier than usual, absentminded. It's easy to accidentally topple or drop items when you're like this. That's what Vil tells himself, anyways, as he takes the mixing bowl from you.
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