Have Faith In Me

i can’t wait until bray kills randy at wrestlemania

[Dean Ambrose Voice] Oh.

She can see perfectly.

Things SmackDown did: that.

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

get you someone that looks at you like naomi looks at her title

nice

I wish I could nod off into a permanent sleep… But that would be called overdosing.

I’m 100% convinced that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid.

This the first logical explanation I’ve heard for this phenomena

That’s a very specific fey creature at work there…

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

hes the president now

i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier

i work in a pet store. a woman was looking at our bettas and asked me whether one was male or female. i told her that they were all male, because they are- our company only orders male bettas. she looked at me incredulously and pointed at one and asked, “even this one?” i was like “…yes, why?” “it’s pink, though! why is the male fish pink?” i swear, she was borderline angry at me. i didn’t know how to explain that fish genetics don’t adhere to human gender roles

you can get the shirt HERE!

My birthday is Saturday if anyone wants to get me a gift

america was never mexico tho idgi

@feminedivine

California, Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, Utah, Nevada, parts of Wyoming, Oklahoma, Kansas and Texas belonged to Mexico.

Lmao when bitches forget google existed