I need you to know that page 3 of Friend's Couch, uploaded Jan 1 2022, has irrevocably and intensely changed the chemical makeup of my brain. I blame you for a part of how I am as a person.
let's see!
yeah understandable thank you anon
Sexual themes
what if it was called penis flytrap
would you be mad..
yes i would get so angry and smash everything and blow up the world
SAD. well there’s other worlds
she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge
so, here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of "cleaning up" this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.
sorry
Don't apologize for greatness.
still here still with the love of my life but now weve got 2 kids lol
Shut up
i’m lit eraly just blinking you shut up
I’m going to poison you
my beloathed. my insignificant other. my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my fucked up abhorrent little meow meow
We should let praying mantises and other bugs play on ipad
people really get on this site and say anything
Are you mad at me
this is the first time in years that tumblr has felt organic. No I will not elaborate
no one had a “memes for if putin resigns during supernatural canon gays during the us presidential election” folder prepped ahead of time
beta arceus but it’s a literal abomination
I’m on mobile someone add Mr Mime
master post
expanded universe
lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.
It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.
Turn to page 14 to climb into the clowns jaws.
Turn to page 6 to turn around and walk away.
It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.
It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.
