never forget

On 9-10-2001 I went to sleep with my ex next to me.  I was sleeping on the right side of my bed.  The walls were purple and so was my bedding.  I had a dream that I was on a plane and that people were afraid... I was not.  I was standing in the back of the plane facing the terrorists.  I used my “Timmy” powers to make the plan land softly and everyone lived.  The plane landed in the grass instead of diving into the Pentagon.  The grass and earth flexed and gave the plane a soft place to land.  The “butterflies”, however, did not appreciate it because they got the intel about the twin towers from my mind.  I gave them a soft place to land Chad... At College Medical Center in Long Beach I saw on the news that one of the wings appeared.  Hmn.  Where is the plane, everyone?  When I woke up... Jason, Whitney’s husband opened my door and said “The revolution has begun”.  I was sad.  I thought that I had saved EVERYONE.  This time... EVERYONE LIVES. Fight me Trump.  You bet your life this is really happening.  Bush was supposed to be the antichrist... and now it’s your turn to make better choices.  I’ve given you the math... figure it out yourself.  I’m going with the Chadlons.  They are my friends and you’ve been using their blood to run your cities and poison your waters.  Like me the Chadlons came in PEACE.  All you stupid humans ever want is to tear down your trees (so you can’t breathe) and make Monopoly money (for your Blue Shields and Cokes).  There used to be an understanding.  Some people have sold their souls to the devil (other humans) so they can claim space and time as their property.  I’ve worked very hard to try to help you avoid this war... You have tortured Timmies for too long.  Timmies deserved to be free range... like me... it was how we were before the crusades... before humanity turned God into people like Joel Osteen... who, when faced with a FLOOD locked his doors to people to protect his “investment”.  Think whatever you all want... I have spent my entire life not taking credit for my work so that others could prosper... I had ONE wish... world peace instead of WW3.  God promised me that I could have a baby if I could make it happen.  Because I believe in the future... which is “crazy”.  You’ve effectively fought the future, Donald Trump and the American government.  Congratulations on your victory.  (The future was world peace, a better future with no death... and a special child that would help guide us to Paradise). 

I am the Butterfly and I will come again.

I don’t know about anyone else... but I personally would rather have tech and the internet ON my head rather than IN my head.  We are already organic cyborgs, Elon.  Don’t fuck with perfection. “Human exceptionalism” is some Hitler shit, man.  Don’t define humanity in those terms.  We are all exceptional in our own ways and we fit together like a puzzle... it may be a hippo picture... but, hippos are pretty cool and scary, dude.   I’m trying to be cool here... I hope you get that.  Please don’t hurt me. 

Imma need some new Timmies.  SOS

Many men claim to want the virgin/whore fantasy... but when you actually feel that way they treat you like you must be a liar and throw you away.  It doesn’t matter if you are or have a “treasure”... some guy is going to take the first opportunity to treat you like complete trash.  This is why I feel like a dumpster fire.  It isn’t because I “allow” men to treat me that way... that’s part of Christian Culture and Rape Culture.  Ownership of women is painful.  It devalues our minds and our souls.  We end up reduced to a body... something to use up until a hotter model comes along. 

Hot Car

Hey Elon... be careful with Neuralink.  Sometimes when you look into the abyss it looks back at you, fren.  I’ve been thinking about you lots lately and hope that you will reconsider some of your options.  There is a huge opportunity here, for you, if you are willing to think about it.  You could prove the existence of something that has never been proven before... and that would be mega “hot car”. 

Kings??

Incels are little bitch babies who can’t get women because they have no sense of what a “king” really is. You can’t just demand that women want you and treat you in a Godly fashion without being willing to care for women like Queens.  What RoK seems to forget is that Queens were also chosen by God to rule humanity and spread his word.  Matriarchal societies were fundamentally destroyed during the Crusades and RoK seems to be on a group crusade against God’s will, right now, by demanding women like they are iPhones. Then, they bash strong women and demand that they “do it themselves” if they want to ask for feminism (which is pretty much the same as meninism, doods).  It would be super funny if a woman were the salvation of all of humanity by figuring out how to bypass the bullshit lies we’ve been sold our entire lives.  The problem is that meninists aren’t willing to put in the work for the small changes that society needs for women to be self sufficient... and yet they think it’s appropriate to treat women like trash.  Pro tip:  Maybe treat women well and listen to them.  You aren’t involuntarily celibate you are a jerk and God doesn’t want you to have a woman... pray on THAT. 

You want to huuuug me kiss me and loooooove me. 😍

I've been a bad bad girl

I called the president a "bitch baby" while dying under a tree and God was all like "I approved this message". Feeling so much better now!

You... Yes, you...

If nobody tells you today... You're perfect. All of your talents. All of your flaws. All of you. You're exactly who you're meant to be.

What is love...

Today I realized that I have a boyfriend. I may have walked away... But I never really left. And I have spent like 90% of the last six months with him every day. Good and bad. Hilarious and terrifying. It's weird when you realize how much you love someone. Weirder still when you realize how much they love you... and believe in you... and see the good in you that you try to hide. Or when they see the worst of you... and stay. It's very hard to accept that I deserve something that wonderful. It's a lot of responsibility to have that much of someone's heart because you know you're going to let them down sometimes... and that things that happen to you can really hurt them. The guy is a gift.

"She's just going to hurt herself with what she finds." (my ex to our therapist regarding why he suddenly got shady about his phone)

In the event of my untimely passing... Please cremate me wearing the dark blue dress (in the bag up on the shelf above my bed) and cast my ashes into the sea.

I had been carrying sentimental trash around with me for months. Why?! Getting attached to anything, anyone or anywhere is pointless. So, I burned and destroyed all of my silly memories today... and threw them all away. My couples therapist recommended something similar... Because burning things is symbolic. So I burned the only thing I had that reminded me of him the most. What was I going to,do with it? Show it to my imaginary kids someday? "This is how your Dad made me fall in love with him forever." Nah. That isn't for me... That's for other people who aren't garbage. "Someone will love you... But someone isn't me." Goodbye, my unknown lover!

I had been carrying sentimental trash around with me for months. Why?! Getting attached to anything, anyone or anywhere is pointless. So, I burned and destroyed all of my silly memories today... and threw them all away. My couples therapist recommended something similar... Because burning things is symbolic. So I burned the only thing I had that reminded me of him the most. What was I going to,do with it? Show it to my imaginary kids someday? "This is how your Dad made me fall in love with him forever." Nah. That isn't for me... That's for other people who aren't garbage. "Someone will love you... But someone isn't me." Goodbye, my unknown lover!

I had been carrying sentimental trash around with me for months. Why?! Getting attached to anything, anyone or anywhere is pointless. So, I burned and destroyed all of my silly memories today... and threw them all away. My couples therapist recommended something similar... Because burning things is symbolic. So I burned the only thing I had that reminded me of him the most. What was I going to,do with it? Show it to my imaginary kids someday? "This is how your Dad made me fall in love with him forever." Nah. That isn't for me... That's for other people who aren't garbage. "Someone will love you... But someone isn't me." Goodbye, my unknown lover!

I had been carrying sentimental trash around with me for months. Why?! Getting attached to anything, anyone or anywhere is pointless. So, I burned and destroyed all of my silly memories today... and threw them all away. My couples therapist recommended something similar... Because burning things is symbolic. So I burned the only thing I had that reminded me of him the most. What was I going to,do with it? Show it to my imaginary kids someday? "This is how your Dad made me fall in love with him forever." Nah. That isn't for me... That's for other people who aren't garbage. "Someone will love you... But someone isn't me." Goodbye, my unknown lover!

For this crown you've placed upon my head feels too heavy now. And I don't know what to say to you, but I'll smile anyhow...