At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied “dark white”

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

So that’s why I turned out like this…

Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.

OMG guys do it please I love these things

Fame really changed Ashton

[sgtscherer]

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

5 seconds of summer + band cuddles

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everyone has a weird emo cousin and if you don’t then that means you are the weird emo cousin

Why do American movies and tv shows have the freshmen really hot

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Have you ever actually seen a 14 year old boy