gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them
men? not disappointing me? what is this feeling
how do i tell these guys this post got 200+ notes on tumblr
UPDATE ONE OF THESE GUYS IS ACTUALLY A REF I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
[Images are screenshots of various text conversations.]
(first conversation in the second post) Grey: “With officiating these days who the fuck knows” Grey: “Every game is diff every league it’s a joke Katie” Blue: “good answer thank you for participating in this research project”
(second conversation in the second post) Grey: “Whatever the fuck the ref is feeling at the time is the only right answer” Grey: “Kinda like the answer to what does the nhl consider a suspendible play. They just kinda spin a wheel of justice and go with whatever it lands on”
(conversation in the fourth post, which seems to be with the same person as the second conversation above) Grey: “I mean I am a hockey ref like I know the definition of what it is but I’ve seen some real bullshit called interference so idk anymore” Blue: “Oh that’s so cool! I hope you don’t plan on becoming an NHL ref because then I think I’m obligated to hate you” Grey: “Nope nope nope I would never.” Grey: “My vision and judgement aren’t bad enough”
