i know i’m cute but you can remind me

Twitter I said do you remember when Childish Gambino started talking in the middle of a freestyle, then seamlessly hopped back on the flow and it still made made massive sense?

It’s deeper than rap

Do you ever notice yourself getting bad again…like, you know you’re not doing work that needs to be done, you know you’re not cleaning, you know you’re not taking care of yourself…you know all the things you need to do to start trying to feel better. But you just can’t. And you’re left feeling like shit bc you thought you were getting better but here we are

Evening mood

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home

A D V A N C E D   G R O U N D I N G

Me at my internship this summer

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

The second last one though

why is there such a distinctive feel between summer and winter depression music

me, desperate, begging on my knees: please just have one coherent fucking thought

my absolute shit brain:

who’s indulging tonight??

i said who the FUCK is indulging tonight??

the verse just makes this better though

Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?”

everyone has a purpose