You’re in his living room distracting him with champagne and a low cut dress, I’m in his high tech vault stealing his diamonds. We are not the same.

But we are on the same team, and the payout is gonna be great for us

On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA

Yeah pretty sure we're all hoping for a divorce on this one lol

how did this fucker say it's "not as bad as it sounds" and then somehow end up being even worse than it sounds by the fourth sentence

Further updates, I couldn't resist looking this one up.

Character development.

i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again

Honestly I'm living for it

Harry Potter Tattoo Series: Power Couple Edition! All for sale on my Redbubble (link on my page)

nobody:

bisexuals sitting:

Because this is apparently stick up for wolves day.

Wolf reintroduction in Yellowstone has changed the ecosystem *significantly*.

One remarkable thing that was not predicted that demonstrates how interlinked these things are:

Wolf eat elk.

Elk eat fewer willows.

Willows become healthier.

Number of beavers increase.

Number of songbirds increase.

Overall health of streams increases.

Number of fish increases.

Water table stabilizes.

This is called a “trophic cascade” and we normally see them as bad things. But a positive trophic cascade is an amazing thing, and apparently nobody predicted this one.

What they didn’t predict was that wolf predation would keep elk on the move so they wouldn’t overgraze a specific area.

When the elk overgrazed the willows, they removed the best source of food for beavers during the winter.

Once that stopped happening, the beaver population rebounded and it turns out beavers are pretty good for the entire ecosystem.

Science fiction is full of first contact stories, but is there a such thing as LAST contact?  Decide exactly what that means, and write about it.

It was too late, when the humans came. They were a young species, still exploring outwards, vital and thriving. 

We… were not. 

War had ravaged us, and sickness, and war once again, until our population dwindled beyond the point of recovery. We struggled against that, of course… we used genetic manipulation, and cloning, and even more desperate measures. None succeeded. When the humans came, we were sinking into apathy, only a few tens of us left. We had begun to discuss whether we should commit a mass suicide, or simply wait to fade away. 

And then the young species came, in their clumsy ships, and they asked us why we were so few. 

“We are becoming extinct,” we told them. “We have passed the point of recovery.” 

It is custom to avoid the races that are dying – once a species reaches the point of inevitable extinction, even war is suspended, and the fiercest enemy pulls back. The custom was born of plagues and poisons that could be carried forth from a dying world to afflict a healthy one, but it has the implacable weight of tradition now. After we are gone, after they have waited for the prescribed period of quarantine, there will be a fight for our world. Habitable worlds are few, and this is a good one, with plenty of free groundwater and thriving vegetation. It is a bitter thing to be grateful for the custom that allows us to die in peace, but we are grateful.

But the humans don’t know that custom, and they do not leave. They seem distraught, when we tell them we are dying, and try to offer their aid - but their technology is behind ours, and it is too late. When they realize that they can’t save us, though, they do something that bewilders us. 

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Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

…and they were comrades

oh my god, they were comrades 

The third amendment is back baby. It’s good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

Damn they had to sleep on the street? Would really suck if half a million people in this country were in that situation every single day

The third amendment is back baby. It’s good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

Damn they had to sleep on the street? Would really suck if half a million people in this country were in that situation every single day

SEASONS OF THEDAS : AUTUMN 🍂 The Hinterlands

Why should i, sexy tramuatized bitch that I am, have to go to work?

Children’s entertainment franchises I am surprised I’ve never encountered

Basically I think that things like My Little Pony and Transformers were these slam dunks in terms of making obvious-as-shit toys. Like “what do little boys like?” asks the sexist demographics-obsessed executive. “Cars and Robots and Fighting” is the answer. Well, what about CARS that turn INTO robots who FIGHT? What do little girls like? Dolls and Horses and Magic. Well what about DOLLS that ARE horses with MAGIC?

But I am surprised they never did that shit with wolves. Like as a former wolf-girl who never had a horse girl phase but absolutely loved collecting sparkly-ass dolls, they MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY.

And also centaur dolls would’ve appealed to me far more than horses or normal human dolls alone. Especially if they could, like, be disassembled and re-assembled? Like how did we live through Horse Girl times and never get a cartoon about fantasy girls who can transform into centaurs or fully into horses going on magical adventures or whatever with a blatant cash-grab toy line where each girl comes with the horse she transforms into, and the horse head folds back into the body and you slip the doll in when it’s centaur time, and you can hide the doll fully in the horse for horse time, and yeet the horse when it’s time for the girl to go to high school and maintain her secret identity.

I’m not even saying it would be GOOD, I’m just saying knowing what I do about Toys and Merch and Cartoons, how did this never EXIST? Or did it and it failed spectacularly and I never got to behold it?

Where are my BRUSHABLE WOLF FASHION DOLLS and MAGICAL HORSE GIRLS? MATTEL? HASBRO? WHO MUST I FIGHT?

I'm sorry I had to