mostly void, partially stars

Finding out the fae are parasitic fungi, huh.

Wander into a fairy circle, just a circle of mushrooms, come back different from that. Wonder what happened there? Got mushrooms in the brain didn't they?

Wander into the woods, eat strange food drink strange water, see a strange world, keep going back to the woods for more and why has this happened, what enslaved them? Brain fungus isn't it?

They don't live in this world do they, they speak to each other in strange tongues, flit across the world invisibly, appear in many illusionary forms.

We built our world over top of theirs.

me when i fuckin uhhh

Do you think you could put it back together? :)

im fucking losing it 

i thought it was just a normal dog in the background up until the end until it really opened its fucking mouth 

and then i just keep looking at it, paying attention while he talks, and im like...is that...a fucking muppet...is that controlled by someones hand, and i just, it gets so much worse because i keep staring and its forever until i realize its not even a normal fucking dog it has fucking hands. little grabby fucking hands,

I saw a post describing different kinds of body horror, like with a deer as example. I didn't get the one that used deception as theme, like 'the thing that wasn't a deer and maybe never was' was an example of how we are afraid to be deceived, but I couldn't picture it. THIS 'DOG' IS A HORRBILE XAMPLE OF THAT! I hate how for a few moments I truly thought that was just a normal dog! How could I have been that blind!?! I actually flinced when that jaw unhinged like a fucking snake!

(via @heirofnepeta)

look at my fish, boy

me irl

potions??? lmaoo rip bozo

"King Charles is looking to cure his illness with the help of potions and herbal remedies" is such a medieval ass piece of news

just found out you only smoke the female weed plants.... let's go women

What is the funniest pokemon move

Obsessed with the description for this move

losing my mind at the animation as well

oh yeah because i'm immoral too! sorry, forgot that part

hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??

@prompeachy your tag, it killed me dead

i'll do it for sam

the more things change

i’m having a gender confusion issue recently and this joke i didn’t finish is the funniest thing to me so i’m posting it

don't know what yall are talking about this new years resolution stuff is easy

this year i resolved to eat more cheesecake. im already off to a great start! easy peasy

wait you numbskulls have been choosing things that aren't FUN????

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

ok so for context someone left a review on a sephora lotion they bought mentioning how they're seeing a Noticeable increase in their wolf spider encounters ever since they started using it. THEN, the Sephora Reddit got involved and started investigating why, bc that's what redditors do, and what they've found is that (allegedly) there are two chemicals in the lotion that, when used together, brings all the boys to the yard

I have to admit, the Sephora Reddit is taking it surprisingly well